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Posted : October 11, 2021 10:11 pm
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Sumbuddy explain that. Is he pacing, and his pace creates a bigger meter, than a normal meter?

When I was a kid, I had some morons get me scared of big foot, telling stories around the campfire.

Maybe that's how I missed it.

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Posted : October 12, 2021 7:16 am
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@nate-the-surveyor I donƒ??t get it, eitherƒ??.?

EDIT: after a quick googleƒ??o

In Canada the government calls it big meter but everyone else calls it big foot. ..

(wow! ?ÿThat went right over my pretty little head)


 
Posted : October 12, 2021 7:54 am
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Posted by: @nate-the-surveyor

When I was a kid, I had some morons get me scared of big foot, telling stories around the campfire.

Some kids scared the heck out of me when I was little at a cub scout camping trip talking about the local "hump-tigator" that lived around the lake where we were camping.


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Posted : October 12, 2021 9:11 am
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I didn't get this one either but now that I know the explanation, it's funny in a "dad joke" sort of way. ?????ÿ


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Posted : October 12, 2021 9:13 am

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@squirl?ÿ

The one on the BB/AL line south of you is fed by a creek named by soldiers camping there in the 1860's.?ÿ Wolfpen Creek for all of the coyotes howling at night and echoing off the limestone hills and bluffs.


 
Posted : October 12, 2021 9:22 am
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@squirl?ÿ

Dad jokes are the best.?ÿ What is the scariest number between 1 and 10??ÿ 7.?ÿ Because 7 8 9. (Poor 9.?ÿ What a way to go.)


 
Posted : October 12, 2021 9:25 am
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Dad jokes: OK.?ÿ If you dream in color is that a pigment of your imagination?


 
Posted : October 12, 2021 12:14 pm
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@holy-cow I love doing flamingo imitations, my wife told me to stop, so I had to put my foot down.


 
Posted : October 12, 2021 12:15 pm
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I almost got Linda Ronstadted by that joke also.

?ÿ

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Posted : October 12, 2021 1:04 pm

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I recognize the name but I don't get the joke.?ÿ Maybe I'm too young yet.?ÿ The oldest Linda jokes I get are the Blair ones about pea soup barf.


 
Posted : October 12, 2021 1:21 pm
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People are often shocked when they find out I'm not a good electrician.

?ÿ


 
Posted : October 12, 2021 4:00 pm
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@drew-r?ÿ

I once worked with an Aussie electrical engineer. The company we worked for had a Suzuki Rocky two-door 4WD, which we shared. He nicknamed it "The Balboa". He was a great guy, and we addressed each other as "Cupcake" - the other staff didn't get that either.


 
Posted : October 12, 2021 4:05 pm
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@bstrand

Different Linda's.?ÿ Ronstadt, not Blair.


 
Posted : October 12, 2021 5:05 pm
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What is the laziest letter in the alphabet?

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.

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"e" because it's always in bed.


 
Posted : October 12, 2021 5:21 pm

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@dave-lindell?ÿ

Has anybody got one of those great big Gong thingys?


 
Posted : October 12, 2021 5:31 pm
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@lurker, @bstrand

If he don't know who Linda Ronstadt is, I doubt he knows who Linda Lovelace is either. ?????ÿ


 
Posted : October 12, 2021 5:35 pm
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@flga-2-2?ÿ

Yes, I do, and here's a photo of me, striking it, yesterday.


 
Posted : October 12, 2021 5:54 pm
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@flga-2-2?ÿ

Linda Lovelace is the....uh hmmmm......actress.....who appeared in a movie made on the campus of the University of Kansas in Lawrence, KS.

It must have been a better film than the two she was in with Shep and Rover.


 
Posted : October 12, 2021 7:31 pm
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What's this meter thing you keep talking about?

Your nose will never be 12 inches long,,,,,,,,cause that would be a foot.?ÿ


 
Posted : October 12, 2021 8:25 pm

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