@bstrand you didn't get the joke because it blew by you.
@richard-imrie I worked and carpooled with a surveyor some time ago who shared my own unbearably dry sense of sarcasm. I was installing a patio at my new house; he looked at it and suggested I name it "Brian", then got a disgusted look on his face when the pain of his own joke set in.
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Sometimes our minds are a curse to us. There is no escape.
That's the one!
We camped on top of the dam. I remember we caught ALL the wind that seemed to blow that night and it felt as cold as a well digger's bum in the Klondike.?ÿ
Since then, I've done some surveying that helped to refurbish that dam.
T. Nelson - SAM
When does a joke become a dad joke?
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When it's apparent?ÿ
T. Nelson - SAM
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There are two families of hump-tigators that live behind the waterfall.?ÿ One family are Democrats and the other family are Republicans.?ÿ Their continuous bickering and growling lead to bad attitudes.?ÿ So strangers beware!!!!!
Had an otter scurry across the road in front of me on the west side of the lake a couple of years ago.
Kansas joke.?ÿ Feel free to change the name of the university.
What's the quickest way to get a KU graduate off your front porch?
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Pay him for the pizza he's delivering.
I laughed at this WAY TOO HARD.?ÿ?ÿ
Damn. It took me 20 minutes to get the patio named Brian joke. That is if it is supposed to be Paddy O'Brien.
Q: What is a pirate's favorite letter?
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A: The C...
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...and you thought it was R.
Historic boundaries and conservation efforts.
My Dad left his blue ribbon at the bar??
I went to get it??bar keep said wadayawant?
Pap??s blue ribbon
That joke is older than both you and me, Dave.
It is similar to the story of the pup that showed up at a bar carrying a handgun and limping.?ÿ The barkeep asked what he wanted as he was too young to be served.?ÿ He said, "I'm looking for the guy that shot my paw."