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holy-cow
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The check is in the mail.....
I'm from the government and I'm here to help you.........
It's wide open, not a tree anywhere............
Don't worry about that wet spot, nobody has ever got stuck there..........
When you get here I'll show the survey that was done a couple years back (Tax map).........
Nah! No squabblin'. Just thought I should know where my property line is............

There's six. Help me add the next fourteen.


 
Posted : November 17, 2016 7:42 pm
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I just need one line surveyed.


 
Posted : November 17, 2016 7:45 pm
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I'm not in a hurry.


 
Posted : November 17, 2016 8:00 pm
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I only need an approximate location.

I know a bit about surveying.

It's a three hour job.

When I was in the field...


 
Posted : November 17, 2016 8:16 pm
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I'll be at work but will make sure the dogs are inside.
Nah, no issues with the neighbor, we have been friends for 20 years.
Nothings gated, no access issues.
We have informed the tenant you will be onsite.


 
Posted : November 17, 2016 8:17 pm

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I know where the lines and corners are..


 
Posted : November 17, 2016 8:31 pm
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.
The Tax Map one has always been my favorite one.


 
Posted : November 17, 2016 8:37 pm
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All of the information you require is on the plan.


 
Posted : November 17, 2016 8:38 pm
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I'll be there at 8 a.m. to unlock the gate


 
Posted : November 17, 2016 8:40 pm
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The description is just for financing...


 
Posted : November 17, 2016 8:40 pm

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Engineer.....we don't need much detail, it won't take long


 
Posted : November 17, 2016 8:50 pm
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I got a lower price from another surveyor.


 
Posted : November 17, 2016 8:57 pm
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Nothing has changed since last time you were here two years ago.

Later, when challenged: Oh, I didn't think the restriping was important.

I can show you all of the monuments:

After stumbling around: He can't find any of them and hasn't seen them in 20 years.


 
Posted : November 17, 2016 9:15 pm
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Chris Duncan, post: 400131, member: 7540 wrote: .
The Tax Map one has always been my favorite one.

Agreed.


 
Posted : November 17, 2016 9:33 pm
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Set 5/8" iron rod


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Posted : November 17, 2016 9:34 pm

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Searched for, not found (well, ok, it's half true)


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Posted : November 17, 2016 9:36 pm
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"I don't need a survey, just show me where my corners and my lines are. Should only take you a few minutes."


Just because I'm paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get me.

 
Posted : November 17, 2016 10:00 pm
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That fence is on the boundary. Uncle Ebenezer built it and said he'd pulled the pegs and put the posts in the same hole.
Too much evidence of other sorts proves otherwise.
This is such a common response for me when questioning how a fence is where it is.

When a disagreeable neighbour disagrees with pegs he says "we had it surveyed a while back". But can't produce any evidence to support such.


 
Posted : November 18, 2016 12:14 am
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Get here as early as possible and I will provide breakfast, lunch and break refreshments.

I will send you all the research information in a few minutes. All that arrives is a tax statement.

The place is only a 15 minutes past the interstate. Yeah, by plane.

It's an island, how hard can that be to survey?


 
Posted : November 18, 2016 12:29 am
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We are not talking to anyone else, just scope out the job and give us your methodology, time and price and it's yours.


 
Posted : November 18, 2016 2:00 am

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