I am sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I thought you already knew.
Don't be so serious.... if you can't laugh at yourself - call me and I'll laugh at you.
I am not good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Did I offend you with my opinion? I am sorry. You should hear the ones I keep to myself.
and...
Best friends make the good times better and the hard times easier.
"Behold the rain which descends from heaven upon our vineyards, there it enters the roots of the vines, to be changed into wine, a constant proof that God loves us, and loves to see us happy." 😀
-Ben Franklin
There's more old drunks than there are old doctors, so I guess we better have another round!
Willie Nelson
Being a Georgia Boy
I was always a fan of Bill Elliott. Especially when he was two laps down at Talladega (pre restrictor plate) and lapped the field TWICE to go on and win. That was about 1985 so it may have had a part of your choice.
Andy
HARD sayings:
She's so ugly she'd make a freight train take a dirt road.
I know he can't help being ugly, but he could stay home.
I'm as happy as a dead pig in the sunshine.
> ...God has been very good to us.
God helps those that help themselves; you've done a great job Nate:clap:
Lost me on that one
Huh?
"The squeaky wheel may get the oil...sometimes it gets replaced."
My Mom
The early bird gets the worm; but the second mouse gets the cheese....
I have been collecting these from this site for a while. 🙂
"Some people are like a Slinky - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs."
“Don't believe everything you think!”
“I feel fortunate that I can say I still love my job!”
"Nothing quite says awesome like a bruised shoulder, the smell of gun powder, and a zombie hanging on your wall."
“And the angels, terrible and without pity, carry savage weapons, and their torture is unmerciful.”
"Banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies."
“It is better to remain silent and let people think you are dumb rather than opening your mouth and removing all doubt.”
“Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.”
"If the men of property will not support us, they must fall. Our strength shall come from that great and respectable class, the men of no property."
"Lost my boots in transit baby, a pile of smoke and leather...
nailed a retread to my feet and prayed for better weather."
"Tiz in the flux of patience that the ever vigilant is buoyed."
“The righteous shall flourish like a palm tree...”
“East Texas, Like a State of it's own, It's a State of Mind.”
“If nothing is impossible, then nothing it shall be.
If anything is possible, then possible it will be.”
“The inability to predict outliers implies the inability to predict the course of history.”
“Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking.”
“God give you strength to do your job real well, if it all was worth it, only time will tell.”
"To live outside the law you must be honest...."
“Sometimes your the windshield sometimes your the bug.”
"Ring them bells St. Catherine...
For the lines, they are all long
And the fighting is strong
And they're breaking down the distance
Between right and wrong."
“I’d rather die while I'm living than live when I'm dead."
“Lord, help me be the person my dog thinks I am.”
“If A is success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z.
Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut.”
“I wish somebody would fix our mess of a government!”
"I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do those things to other people and I require the same of them."
“Faith may move mountains, but neither oral evidence nor ancient surveys have yet shifted a monument once established and still standing.”
"If you don't have time to do it right, when will you have time to do it over?"
"Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not..."
“The level of stupidity increases with the square of the number of people in management who do not actually do any productive work.”
“Man looks on the outside, but God looks at the heart.”
“Did you know that the word "gullible" is not in the dictionary?”
“When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it.”
“We weren't real well off when I was a boy, but we always had a dog. I remember some folks that were so poor they had five or six dogs.”
"Outstanding in the Field"
“If ignorance is bliss, I am as happy as anyone you know.”
"A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink."
“A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.”
"We the willing, led by the unknowing, have been doing the impossible, for the ungrateful. We have been doing so much, with so little, for so long, that we are now qualified to do anything with nothing."
“I don't ever remember being absent minded.”
“The problem with society today is that the people who deserve the beating are not given the beating they deserve.”
"When men are most sure and arrogant they are commonly most mistaken"
"The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government."
-- Thomas Jefferson
“There’s nothing better than agitation to release the dirt.” Troy Cobb 9-1-2012
"By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest."
Stop Repeat Offenders!!! Quit Reelecting Them!!!
"Stupidity combined with arrogance and a huge ego will get you a long way."
"Talent develops in quiet, Character in the torrent of the world."
"Did you ever notice how all the wise people in the world are filled with doubts, and all the jackasses are filled with certainties?"
"Knowledge has to be improved, challenged, and increased constantly, or it vanishes."
"Did you ever notice how all the wise people in the world are filled with doubts, and all the jackasses are filled with certainties?"
"Knowledge has to be improved, challenged, and increased constantly, or it vanishes."
"The necessity of rejecting and destroying some things that are beautiful is the deepest curse of existence."
“I post on the internet like Captain Smith drove the Titanic, full speed ahead because this baby can take it.”
“1911: Giving Glock owners something to bitch about since before Gaston Glock was born. (John M. Browning was a forward thinker!)”
"Stupid people need to be able to say anything they want, anytime they want, because we need to know who the stupid people are."
"Life is hard, it's even harder if you're stupid."
Thank you for saving those
They pretty well sum up this motley crew.
"That girl would scare dark out of a closet."
"That boy's got ugly he ain't ever gonna get to use."
"You don't have to be a good surveyor if you find all the corners."
Don't let these clothes fool you.
If you name your child Dale Jr. .... and your name isn't Dale, you might be a redneck.
James and Jimmy
Worked with a fellow named Jimmy who had a younger brother named James. Jimmy was born while the family lived in Arkansas. Brother James came along after they all moved to Michigan.
> I have been collecting these from this site for a while. 🙂
"Cweps xwe qksmh zu qmu mks oeaytlmyc ed hmyu cwtyap xwtow spomjs cweps xwe qksmh eygu zu ytawc." Sqamk Mggsy Jes
"Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things that escape those who dream only at night." Edgar Allen Poe
DDSM;-)
I have learned so much from the mistaes I've made,
I am going to make some more today.
Don't marry the gal you think you can live with for the rest of your life:
Marry the one you can't live with out! (45 years and counting)
Scars may remind us of where we have been,
but they don't have to determine where we are going.
The success of a long marriage is not what you can see in your mate;
it is what you can overlook.
Geezer
Think about how dumb the average person is - and half of them are dumber than that!
George Carlin
'Ever wonder why you've got two eyes, two ears and only one mouth? Maybe you should look and listen twice as much as you talk.'
Some old timer to me when I was young and full of myself. Now I'm just older.
Aloha, here a few that's over 2000 years old! Theseis sayings fit this group which is always helpful to each others and total strangers that come for help here!
A kindness done in the hour of need may itself be small, but in worth it exceeds the whole world.
Those who possess wisdom possess everything. Whatever others possess, without wisdom they have nothing.
The world cherishes faithful men who never forsake old friendships, worn by time but unbroken.
Greatness conceals by silence the weaknesses of others. Pettiness promptly proclaims such things to all.
A tide of troubles will recede the moment an intelligent man’s mind collects itself to face them.
If it wasn't for Farmers, there wouldn't be any farmers daughters!
