"You have to employ a professional. Your organization is so riddled with informers that nothing you decide is a secret for long. No, the job would have to be done by an outsider. The only question would be by whom, and for how much." -The Jackal, Day of the Jackal (1973)
"No matter where you go, there you are"
Buckaroo Banzai
"I am going to slap you and you are going to like it"
Maltese Falcon
Humphrey Bogart to Peter Lorre
How dare you lay a hand me! -Joel Cairo
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> "I'm your huckleberry"
That would be Val Kilmer in Tomstomb.
> "Nice Beaver!"..."Thanks, I just had it stuffed"
That would be one of those silly George Preppard movies I never watched.
> "You can't win!"
That would be the one with Jack Nicholson and Tom Cruise.
> "I don't tip". (hint-Who didn't throw in?)
No idea.
> "Nobody puts Baby in a corner" (apparently a lot funnier to me than my father-in-law at dinner)
No idea.
> "I know a thing or two about a thing or two"
No idea.
> "You wouldn't like me when I'm angry"
Rings a bell but I can't recall.
> "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
I think you mean: "NONE SHALL PASS". If so, that would Monty Python's Holy Grail movie.
> "It's not a tooma" (accent)
Sounds like Marisa Torme (sp?) from "My Cousin Vinny"
I give up on the rest.
> "...got a pair of T!tt!es that'll make you stand up and beg for buttermilk!"
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> "Don't give me your Manson Lamps"
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> I got a prize for whoever can guess the movie from each of these!
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> > "Nice Beaver!"..."Thanks, I just had it stuffed"
> That would be one of those silly George Preppard movies I never watched.
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This is the only one I know. It is from the first Naked Gun Movie. Frank Drebin (Leslie Nielsen) says this to Jane (Lisa? Presley)
Jules: I'm not giving you that money. I'm buying something from you. Wanna know what I'm buyin' Ringo?
Pumpkin: What?
Jules: Your life. I'm givin' you that money so I don't have to kill your a$$. You read the Bible?
Pumpkin: Not regularly.
Jules: There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you." Now... I been sayin' that sheet for years. And if you ever heard it, that meant your a$$. You'd be dead right now. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherf****r before I popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some sheet this mornin' made me think twice. See, now I'm thinking: maybe it means you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here... he's the shepherd protecting my righteous a$$ in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. And I'd like that. But that sheet ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.
"The cheaper the crook, the gaudier the patter." Sam Spade (Humphrey Bogart) in the Maltese Falcon.
A gem out of a whole pile of gems.
'Old man, you give those dogs any more of my food, and I'll kick you till your dead.'
'Its got teeth!'
'Laugh it up fuzzball'
'Everybody remember where we parked'
Basically the entire Princess Bride movie
Karl: Some people call it a sling blade. I call it a kaiser blade. -Sling Blade
DDSM:beer:
"Somebodies gotta go back and get a sh-tload of dimes!!!" Slim Pickens in Blazing Saddles
"We....thought....you....was...a...frog" Delmar to Pete in the movie theater in Oh Brother Where Art Thou
"You can't cheat an honest man."
The Flim-flam man - George C. Scott
(I also read the book before the movie came out.)
"To get even, you dummy!!!", from "Absence of Malice".
That whole five minute scene is priceless.
F Gump
I can't belive that nobody has qouted private Gump. I don't want to repeat it because everybody would call me names, but.......
"Coons, Momma usually just sweeps them off the porch with a broom." - F. Gump
> "To get even, you dummy!!!", from "Absence of Malice".
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> That whole five minute scene is priceless.
Another from that scene, Brimley as the Judge,
"Boy, last time there was a leak this big, Noah built himself a boat."
Planes Trains and Automobiles...
Neal: Del... Why did you kiss my ear?
Del: Why are you holding my hand?
Neal: [frowns] Where's your other hand?
Del: Between two pillows...
Neal: Those aren't pillows!
Mr. Parker: Fra-gee-lay. That must be Italian.
Mrs. Parker: Uh, I think that says FRAGILE, dear.
Mr. Parker: Oh, yeah.
"you shut your mouth when you're talking to me"
I'm your Huckleberry
I love the smell of napalm in the morning
yippee ki-yay m-----f-----
Say hello to my little friend
Badges, we don't need no stinkin badges
"Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won out over it." Elwood P. Dowd in the movie "Harvey"
Also from Harvey:
Elwood P. Dowd: You've been away.
Mr. Miggles: For 90 days. Been doin' a job for the state. Makin' license plates.
Elwood P. Dowd: Oh, is that so? Interesting work?
Mr. Miggles: I can take it or leave it alone.
Elwood P. Dowd: Oh, I see.
Mr. Miggles: I did a job for 'em last year too. Helpin' 'em build a road.
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Luke Skywalker to Yoda:
>All right... I'll give it a try.
Yoda's reply:
>No! Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try.
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Ladd Nelson
