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What did the therapist say to the surveyor?

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RADAR

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You need to set some boundaries?ÿ

Posted : July 22, 2022 9:14 pm

nate-the-surveyor

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BadaBoom!

Posted : July 22, 2022 10:02 pm

nate-the-surveyor

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What did the accountant say to the surveyor?

"That didn't add up" ???

Posted : July 22, 2022 10:25 pm

dave-lindell

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You have a monumental ego.

Posted : July 22, 2022 10:28 pm

jhframe

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I don't care what the rapist says, I'm not interested in talking to him.

Posted : July 22, 2022 11:30 pm

field-dog

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Stop going off on a tangent.

Posted : July 23, 2022 4:02 am

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Get a better job so you can pay me......????

Posted : July 23, 2022 10:12 am

nate-the-surveyor

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Why is it so hard to make a schizophrenic pay for private therapy?

BECAUSE THEY CAN'T MANAGE THEIR INVOICES.

Posted : July 23, 2022 12:17 pm

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you need closure

Posted : July 23, 2022 3:04 pm

dave-lindell

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I see you're not very coordinated.

Posted : July 23, 2022 7:17 pm

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I offer a discount for cash payment

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......woo woo....call back

Posted : July 23, 2022 7:28 pm

dave-lindell

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Have you lost your bearings?

Posted : July 23, 2022 9:50 pm

christ-lambrecht

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I have one at home, he usually says

Keep on moving dad!

Posted : July 24, 2022 1:05 am

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What is the favourite fruit of a surveyor?

The plum.

Posted : July 24, 2022 3:58 am

nate-the-surveyor

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The therapist said "you should get out more, like Twitter, and Facebook, something besides surveyorconnect.com! I'm thinking you may have OCD, she said!"

Yada yada yada.

I never went back. She was wasting my time. OCD! I don't have time for that kind of negativity! And I sure ain't gonna pay money to hear it.

?ÿ

Posted : July 24, 2022 12:08 pm

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It seems to me you may have control issues.

We??ve had wonderful success with acupuncture and I want you to try this pin cushion.?ÿ

Just because I'm paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get me.

Posted : July 24, 2022 2:38 pm

RADAR

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I don't know what HD is but my therapist says I have 80 of them!

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Posted : July 24, 2022 2:58 pm

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I don't care what the rapist says, I'm not interested in talking to her.

fixed it for you...

Posted : July 24, 2022 3:19 pm

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When my therapist told me something I didn't want to hear, I punched him in the gut.?ÿ He was not impressed.

Posted : July 24, 2022 3:49 pm

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