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Recent convo with the flood ins. co.

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ring ring-

H2O- Blah blah company, how may I direct your call?

me- I'd like to speak to Susie Q.
H2O- One moment please-
me- thank you.

elevator music-

Susie Q.- this is susie with H20, how can i help you?

Me- This is Clem, an' we done had us one o' 'em floods an' now I gots frawgs in mah livin' room.

Susie Q. - "Seriously!?!"

Me- "Yip, I gots frawgs in mah livin' room."

Susie Q. " WHO IS THIS???"

I couldn't keep from laughing any more, and susie Q ( my sister) figured it out.

Just had to confirm a part of the weekend plan and figured I have a bit of fun.

She said she didn't recognize the voice, which sounded "sincere"- but "not right"...

the funnest part of my day so far....


 
Posted : May 25, 2012 2:49 pm
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I love a good prank. Prankin' my buddies (other surveyors) is always a hoot.

Down here we have a DJ that has made a name for hisself with that schtick..calls himself "Roy D. Mercer". If you've got a few minutes, give this one a listen:

Roy Mercer - "Bird Dog"


 
Posted : May 25, 2012 3:02 pm
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hahaha I love old Roy D.... How do I get down there?.....I can prolly smell them bad hounds from the road. The Navy Recruiter is a good one too.


 
Posted : May 25, 2012 4:22 pm
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I like the one about calling the pharmacist about eating too many green apples!!


 
Posted : May 25, 2012 4:33 pm