You know you are over the hill when you see an announcement of an upcoming 50th wedding anniversary in the local newspaper with an accompanying photo of the couple today and you think to yourself, "Wow!?ÿ She's a hottie.?ÿ Lucky guy."
.......yer not horny ALL the time. 😯 ?ÿ
I'm reminded that I am over the hill every time I eat at Cracker Barrel.?ÿ I not only can identify everything hanging on the walls, I actually have a good number of those items in the garage..and a few in the kitchen that I still use.
You know you are over the hill when you see an announcement of an upcoming 50th wedding anniversary in the local newspaper with an accompanying photo of the couple today and you think to yourself, "Wow!?ÿ She's a hottie.?ÿ Lucky guy."
I'll stop noticing pretty girls when they shut the lid on me.?ÿ But all I ever do is notice.?ÿ However I'm reminded of a saying about men with beautiful wives:
"Not matter how beautiful and 'hot' a woman appears, somewhere there is at least one man that is sick of her crap".
You know you are over the hill when you you are having trouble figuring out whether to get the 5 spoke mags or the black and chrome BBS option......
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I want to know how I made it over the hill; without making it to the top...
I knew I was over the hill when I was hiking uphill, resting frequently, and a woman ran past me. Last I saw of her she was still running uphill. Sheesh.
Or when you see some young hottie and think to yourself, "I wonder what her mother looks like".
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I remember being on campus for what happened to be Parents' Weekend when I was about 30.?ÿ Figured out that there were probably some mother/daughter teams hitting the bars after the game.?ÿ Also figured that the daughter might be 20 and the mother might be about 39.?ÿ ?ÿ Party! Party!
I wonder what her grandmother looks like. Probably still younger than me.
Young women hold the door for YOU.
Grandson is in Kindergarten.
We socialize with the parents and a few other Grandparents. ?ÿSome of the parents are almost as old as us, crazy. I would say they average mid-30s.
You can change, or file the points, in any car, mower, or motorcycle with them.
But, you are completely disgusted with computer controlled vehicles.
You know all the names on Beverly hillbillies, and have seen all the episodes of gunsmoke.?ÿ
But, everything else is crazy.
You can milk a cow. You occasionally get into arguments about "where milk comes from", especially with those who claim it "comes from a jug".
Your favorite song on the radio is "grandpa" by the Judds.
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I believe that. I'll 44 in about a week and my wife is 41. We have a boy in Pre-K and a boy in 1st grade. I have classmates with kids that have graduated college already. The other parents are usually surprised when they find out our age because we don't really look it.
@jflamm @dave-karoly
I get mistaken as grandma sometimes. If I'm feeling ornery, I ask my 2nd grade twins, "Who am I?" So they can say, "Mom!" But I'm not normally ornery about it. I'm currently 53 (had them at 45) with graying hair.
I'm trying to convince myself that they're keeping me 'young.' And the beefing up of my immune system may be helpful. 😕
The first grandma I dated in my single days between wives was 40 at the time and I was 34.
A teacher in my daughters' grade school was bald in his 20's and looked older than he was. He was nearing 40 when his only child was born. As he was leaving the hospital with her in his arms some lady asked him if that was his first grandchild. Awkward.
One of the Dads is a retired Police Officer so he is over 50 at least.
I want to know how I made it over the hill; without making it to the top...
Ya chose to walk AROUND it, instead of OVER it!
A wise decision IF you were not tasked with RETRACING the LINE "over" the hill.
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I always take the line of least resistance UNLESS there's a better route ????
