I once discovered a 1990's plat by an engineering company thatwas something like 0.03.

Reminds me of a Snake-Oil salesman.

Our company had the drug test people collect specimens at our office

Is that the big box on the stick?

Good Luck trying to hit anything further than 50'. I would imagine trying to sight that thing would be pretty tough any further than that.

No further than I can spit.

Does that mean every contractor building a house has to hire a surveyor to layout the foundation?

POS...too funny!!!!!!!!!!

After the concrete cures for a day, the slab is saw-cut every 25'+/- to a depth of 1/3(depth) to aid in cracking at the cut from cure-shrinkage. The ...

Bought a Honda Knock-Off from EBAY about 7 years ago. Put it on a rototiller. Usually starts first pull after sitting all winter. No problems whats...

Just turn the "7" upside down.

I had one close call. From then on, very careful about direction and the inertia. ALWAYS sheathed it on hip when walking even a few steps. Always w...

Live a little and get color(I don't think you have a choice)

Maybe they think you're a spy working for Magellan

Set control coordinates on reflective sheet targets set on stable locations. Use the same type of targets on your monitoring points if possible. Use...

If I'm not mistaken, it takes an entomologist to determine if bees are africanized. (besides them swarming you and chasing you for five miles) Just ...

Good times.

Point on sub tangent was my experience.