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We spent some time yesterday on the survey involving the recent deposition of chicken litter, as mentioned in a previous post. The county road along the east section line is little more than an overgrown cow path with grass growing between the two primary paths of tire-worn gravel and dirt. There hasn't been a home located off that stretch of road as far back as I know, so traffic is very rare. Decades ago that vacant one mile stretch with "T" intersections at each end was given a name by the locals. Said name involves two males who would have a very strong sexual interest in each other.

So, here we are, two males at the midpoint of the road, laboring in the road at digging out a hole (in search of a 5/8" iron bar with 2" aluminum cap set 12 " deep). We look up to discover we are no longer alone. Coming over the hill are a dozen cross country runners from the local high school doing their daily practice run. Following along behind in a pickup is their coach. She knows us both very well. She stopped as she went by to give us a little static about being caught on "THE NAME" road. We all had a good laugh.

 
Posted : September 26, 2015 8:07 am
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So... did you get caught out there with your pants up or down?

IMWTK....

 
Posted : September 26, 2015 9:32 am
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I'm going to say UP and challenge anyone to find proof to the contrary.

 
Posted : September 27, 2015 6:55 am
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In other words, "Pictures, or it didn't happen!"

 
Posted : September 28, 2015 3:38 pm
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I was thinking someone would post a pic of a cow with it's pants down..... I couldn't find one, I guess nobody else could either.....:whistle:

 
Posted : September 28, 2015 3:54 pm
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Posted : September 29, 2015 4:29 am
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That's how you keep the 'boys' from dragging the ground, I'll have you know. You think athletes are the only ones who wear those things.

 
Posted : September 29, 2015 4:35 am
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Oh, Ok I thought it was to keep you from becoming "overstimulated" 😉

 
Posted : September 29, 2015 5:02 am
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Oh, Ok I thought it was to prevent you from becoming "overstimulated". 😉

 
Posted : September 29, 2015 5:04 am
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No worries in Georgia if you cows (or goats) get taken into custody the sheriff is required to milk you at least twice a day. O.C.G.A. å¤ 4-3-9.

 
Posted : September 29, 2015 8:58 am
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What comes to mind...

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Posted : September 29, 2015 6:27 pm
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That reminded me of this....

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Posted : September 29, 2015 6:32 pm
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In the county there is a county road known as "Widow Lane"

I've seen the scenes on TV called the "walk of shame", in these parts it is called "slippin away from Widow Lane"

B-)

 
Posted : September 29, 2015 8:28 pm