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What is the most common question, non surveyors ask?

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nate-the-surveyor
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Mine is the question about slope distance, vs, horizontal distance. They want to know what dimension we use. And, as a corollary "Is there more land in hilly country?" which is basically the same question, but in a different application.

I advance the theory, that the general public who asks this question, is not well acquainted with our business. And, that the ones who do ask, are even less acquainted, because they have not thought of it yet!

Nate


 
Posted : January 27, 2014 12:54 pm
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"What's the best part of surveying, the money or the groupies?"


 
Posted : January 27, 2014 12:56 pm
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Money? Groupies?

"It's the work that we enjoy..."

Land Surveyor's Anthem (circa 1970)


 
Posted : January 27, 2014 1:05 pm
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"Do you work in winter?" (Recently, this has been a common question :'( )


 
Posted : January 27, 2014 1:15 pm
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"Digging for gold?"


 
Posted : January 27, 2014 1:27 pm

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Do you work in winter?

> "Do you work in winter?" (Recently, this has been a common question :'( )

Funny story.

In the middle '70s I worked for a firm that had a COE contract to survey and monument portions of the "fee line" around Lake Eufaula in eastern Ok. This required a lot of section boundary work and heinous line clearing.

The company hired a local fella and his crew to cut line for us. He had the 4x4 flatbed and chain-saws. All we had to do was flag the line and they got to it. Bois d'arcs and all.

We'd come home on the weekends and then we would all meet up at the bait shop on Monday morning. One Monday morning in fall they didn't show up. After about an hour the party chief called his house. His wife answered and explained, "Oh my, he don't work any during deer season. I won't see him for a spell."

Sure enough, after deer season they showed back up ready to get back to work. We were happy they were back.


 
Posted : January 27, 2014 1:34 pm
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"What are you take'n pictures of?"


 
Posted : January 27, 2014 1:43 pm
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"Are they gonna improve the road?"


 
Posted : January 27, 2014 1:44 pm
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Is that a camera ?


 
Posted : January 27, 2014 1:53 pm
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How much does it cost for a survey?

Number one question by a mile. Frequently the first words out of their mouths.


 
Posted : January 27, 2014 1:53 pm

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:good: :good:


 
Posted : January 27, 2014 2:08 pm
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(Insert southern accent) "Why are you way down here when the property you are surveyin(g) is way down yonder?"

I wonder how many of them after our conversation look at their wife (old lady) and say, "I sure told them, didn't I?"

I love living in the south. It's fun. 🙂


 
Posted : January 27, 2014 4:10 pm
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"How do you know where to start from?"


Licensed Land Surveyor
Finger Lakes Region, Upstate New York

 
Posted : January 27, 2014 5:59 pm
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"Why do surveys cost so much?"

Though the above stated, "Digging for gold?" is popular here too.


 
Posted : January 27, 2014 6:14 pm
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Typically after asking why they cost so much, you are then informed that all you have to do is find the four corners.


 
Posted : January 27, 2014 7:11 pm

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"Why do you surveyors set so many pins in one small area? Can't you ever agree? How do we know which one is right?"

ww co pls

- Have a nice day! Or, may your monument prevail over some guy's touchscreen.


 
Posted : January 27, 2014 8:35 pm
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The usual tactless one nowadays with GPS seems to be 'how much does that stuff cost?', previously with theo's and levels it was 'is that a camera?' or if working on a road, 'is that a speed trap?'.

Had an old acquaintance roll down his window the other day and shout to me, 'I thought they only let clever people use that stuff!'


 
Posted : January 28, 2014 7:16 am
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Tactless comments

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> 'I thought they only let clever people use that stuff!'

O! That? well they still restrict it. That's why I'm out here today. If it were easy, anybody could do it!

🙂

N


 
Posted : January 28, 2014 10:28 am
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:good:


 
Posted : January 28, 2014 2:57 pm
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" will you take a picture of me ? "

from the kids

or

" are we still moving ? "

from the locals now used to earthquake deformations


 
Posted : January 29, 2014 1:26 am