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Norman_Oklahoma
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When I signed up with this outfit HR gave me this insulated water bottle. There is an ice and water machine in the lunchroom to fill it. On days like today it is worth its weight in gold.?ÿ?ÿ

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Posted : July 25, 2022 8:24 am
nate-the-surveyor
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Ted Dura is sitting beside a pile of coals, wishing for a drink, about now......

 
Posted : July 25, 2022 8:36 am
RADAR
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@nate-the-surveyor?ÿ

ARE YOU KIDDING ME!

DO YOU KNOW WHAT FISH DO IN WATER!

JUST MAKES HAVE TO PEE, AND WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO PEE!

NOW WATCH ME SET THIS GUN UP, OVER 10 PENNIES IN 10 SECONDS!


GIF
 
Posted : July 25, 2022 8:48 am
holy-cow
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Nah.?ÿ He went to Kitty Heaven.?ÿ They are using him for a scratching post.

 
Posted : July 25, 2022 11:23 am
Williwaw
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Why settle for just sipping ice water when you can wear it.

https://www.batteryheatedclothing.com/cooling-vests/whole-body-ice-water-circulating-cooling-suit/

Just because I'm paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get me.

 
Posted : July 25, 2022 11:49 am

loyal
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Back in the early 70s I tended bar (weekends) here in Wyoming. Every fall the plague of California "big game hunters" showed up for about a month. We would play along with their weird drink requests for a few weeks, then started to tell them that we served whiskey and we served water, BUT we didn't serve water by itself! And we didn't have any little umbrellas for those weird drinks anyway.?ÿ?ÿ

 
Posted : July 25, 2022 1:14 pm
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Posted by: @loyal

...and we didn't have any little umbrellas for those weird drinks anyway.?ÿ?ÿ

My favorite scene from "The Departed" :

Cranberry Juice

 
Posted : July 25, 2022 1:55 pm
holy-cow
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Dang.?ÿ I've been nippin' on a quart of cranberry juice from time to time today.?ÿ Have another just waiting to get a chance to be in the refrigerator.?ÿ Good stuff.?ÿ Keeps your plumbing flushed.?ÿ Warning:?ÿ Do not mix with milk.?ÿ Well, unless you WANT to live in a tent in the front yard until the massive doses of supertoxic fumes get out of your system.

Looked again.?ÿ It's actually a half gallon, 64 fl.oz.?ÿ 100% cranberry juice

 
Posted : July 25, 2022 2:17 pm
dave-karoly
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@loyal a good whiskey is the elixir of Heaven. Neat or up.

 
Posted : July 25, 2022 4:14 pm
RADAR
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@loyal?ÿ


fruity drinks
 
Posted : July 25, 2022 4:57 pm