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#1--Remember that survey I said I might need about four months ago? (Can you do it next week?)

#2--Remember that survey I said I might need last month??ÿ (Do it when you have time.)

#3--How much??ÿ Wants to build fence on city lot. (Oh, J----- C-----, just to come out and put some lines on the ground?)

#4--How much? Neighbor has told her he intentionally built his chain link fence 14 inches inside the property line on his side so she can't attach a new fence to his fence. (Oh, J----, you have to be kidding.?ÿ I'm raising my three grandchildren and I don't have that kind of money.)

Must leave.?ÿ Need to find another human to find out if I am now viewed by others who can see me to have suddenly become a twin to a fellow who lived over 2000 years ago.?ÿ Think I'll go hang out at the County Commission meeting for awhile.?ÿ Most everybody in that room knows I'm a close relative to Beelzebub, himself.


 
Posted : April 27, 2021 12:23 pm
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Posted by: @holy-cow

ring's

Apostrophe on plural?

Jr. Spelling police


 
Posted : April 27, 2021 12:41 pm
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I got 4 phone calls today too!!!


 
Posted : April 27, 2021 3:11 pm
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@bill93

Thanks for pointing that out, Bill.?ÿ What's good for the goose is good for the gander.?ÿ We all need to keep on our toes, while putting our best (International) foot forward.


 
Posted : April 27, 2021 4:35 pm
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I also received one from a fellow who has been on the list for over a month stating that he is not happy.?ÿ Should I ask him which of the Seven Dwarfs he is when I call him back?


 
Posted : April 27, 2021 4:36 pm

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@holy-cow yes and send him to your (least) favorite competitor.


 
Posted : April 27, 2021 5:57 pm
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@holy-cow

Tell him God requested two additional surveys since you gave him your proposal.?ÿ That is if your original proposal is subject to weather conditions and other acts of God.


 
Posted : April 27, 2021 6:27 pm
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@holy-cow

List for what??ÿ And not happy about what?


 
Posted : April 27, 2021 7:31 pm
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@bstrand I'd imagine that its the upcoming job list, and he's angry that he hasn't reached the top of the list yet.


 
Posted : April 27, 2021 7:35 pm
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Posted by: @holy-cow

Obviously he is Grumpy.


 
Posted : April 27, 2021 7:37 pm

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@bstrand

The current to-do list of surveys.?ÿ He tends to believe that annoying me regularly will move him higher on the list.?ÿ Anything with a closing is higher on the list than he is.?ÿ He and a friendly neighbor are curious as to where there common boundary line falls.?ÿ They have been friendly neighbors for over ten years and intend to stay that way.?ÿ There is nothing he has told me that encourages me to get fired up about doing his survey, which he seems to believe should require minimal effort, while I am turning away as many as 10 jobs per week right now. If he catches me on the phone and tells me to go do erotic things to myself I will not be too upset.


 
Posted : April 27, 2021 7:38 pm
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@bill93

I'm leaning towards Dopey, because he's not Bashful and I know his neighbor is Doc.


 
Posted : April 27, 2021 7:40 pm