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If you were out surveying and for lunch you ate yourself, would you:

1. Disappear

2. Double in size


 
Posted : March 15, 2014 8:31 am
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3. Start teaching Yoga


 
Posted : March 15, 2014 8:48 am
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:-S

You might want to take a break from surveying and swing by the clinic.


 
Posted : March 15, 2014 8:48 am
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Depends- are you using a least squares adjustment?


 
Posted : March 15, 2014 8:52 am
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3. According to a study by the Mayo Clinic, I'd wait about 53 hours then run for public office.


 
Posted : March 15, 2014 9:10 am

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I do not know, Zen Master. I am still stuck in the present moment.


 
Posted : March 15, 2014 9:27 am
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Go get an enema, and get yourself back, Jack!

N


 
Posted : March 15, 2014 9:27 am
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Now that thar is funny!!!


 
Posted : March 15, 2014 10:20 am
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Your full of yourself.


 
Posted : March 15, 2014 10:23 am
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You would turn into a snake

If you were out surveying and for lunch you ate yourself, you would: C) Turn into a snake or weasel per se;

"Snakes are actually weasels that have lost all their fur, arms and legs to intense poison oak rashes. Science knows this because snakes and poison oak both evolved at the same time, which was roughly concurrent with the disappearance of the dinosaurs. In fact, one theory has it that poison oak was fatal to dinosaurs, another holds that dinosaurs were grossed out by hairless weasel torsos and simply lost the will to live. Personally, I favor the latter theory, because it’s a prime example of the pot calling the kettle black. To my way of thinking, dinosaurs are, like all reptiles, vile, disgusting things for whom extinction came as a gift. Wish the same would happen to snakes and, for that matter, poison oak."

At least that's I've learned from the web. 😉


 
Posted : March 15, 2014 10:46 am

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You would turn into a snake

Fart and vaporize yourself.

Pablo B-)


 
Posted : March 15, 2014 11:56 am
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I select answer no. 42. (The answer to life, the universe and everything, must certainly cover this situation.)


 
Posted : March 15, 2014 2:08 pm
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You would turn into a snake

A friend told me once he saw two snake swallow each other. Both started at their tails and worked their way up to the head, then gave a big gulp, and nothing was there!!!
He has a reputation for tall "tails", though, so it may not be true.


 
Posted : March 15, 2014 2:33 pm
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I think you had wild mushrooms as the first course of your lunch.


Me. "What's the difference?"
T.C. Carroll "It's the difference between right and wrong!"

 
Posted : March 15, 2014 9:48 pm
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Neither 1 or 2

You would not disappear and would still weigh the same

duhhh...;-)


 
Posted : March 16, 2014 9:00 pm

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It depends on if you think you exist. 🙂


 
Posted : March 17, 2014 8:30 am
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> It depends on if you think exist. 🙂

If you think, then you exist in the present moment..... I think


 
Posted : March 18, 2014 7:33 am
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> > It depends on if you think exist. 🙂
>
> If you think, then you exist in the present moment..... I think

That seems like circular logic. 🙂


 
Posted : March 18, 2014 2:38 pm
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> > > It depends on if you think exist. 🙂
> >
> > If you think, then you exist in the present moment..... I think
>
> That seems like circular logic. 🙂

Does not seem circular to me at all

When you are not here one day, you definately won't be thinking, when you are no longer conscious you will have escaped the present moment, but you will not be thinking

Logistically, your ability to think depends on consciousness and a functioning brain, not the other way around.


 
Posted : March 19, 2014 9:17 pm
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> > > > It depends on if you think exist. 🙂
> > >
> > > If you think, then you exist in the present moment..... I think
> >
> > That seems like circular logic. 🙂
>
> Does not seem circular to me at all
>
> When you are not here one day, you definately won't be thinking, when you are no longer conscious you will have escaped the present moment, but you will not be thinking
>
> Logistically, your ability to think depends on consciousness and a functioning brain, not the other way around.

Fair enough, but if you exist, but do not think you exist, do you still exist?


 
Posted : March 20, 2014 6:07 am

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