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Joe the Surveyor
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I was surveying a parcel of land, and while I was on my clients property, the neighbor came bolting out of her house and shouted at me "WHAT ARE YOU DOING"???!!!!

I said: Ma'am I'm, and land surveyor and I am performing a boundary survey.

She said: "So you say you're a "Land Surveyor" (yes she did the finger quotes around land surveyor)

I said yes...She said "YOU'RE A LAND RAPIST"!!!!!!!

Been called a lot of things...but..that one was new to me.


 
Posted : April 24, 2015 7:45 pm
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She Must Have Confused You With An Engineer

Paul in PA, PE, PLS


 
Posted : April 24, 2015 8:04 pm
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Holes in the ground hold no attraction to me. Especially since I witnessed at an early age that bumblebees live in holes in the ground.


 
Posted : April 24, 2015 9:20 pm
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So now you know why your client wants to build an 8 foot wood fence on the line between her and this neighbor. It always amazes me that the "back to nature" folks decide on how back to nature they need to get and think everyone else is wrong if they don't do the same. In this case, the woman is living in a house that, I guess, just grew up out of the land?


 
Posted : April 25, 2015 8:15 am
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Reminds me of a "Arrested Development" joke.

"I'm an analyst, and therapist, I'm an analrapist."


 
Posted : April 25, 2015 8:58 am

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Do you somehow feel cheap now?
You dirty boy! 😛


 
Posted : April 25, 2015 8:21 pm
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Reminds me of a "Arrested Development" joke.

"I'm an analyst, and therapist, I'm an analrapist."

"yes, and you were almost arrested for those business cards."


 
Posted : April 28, 2015 10:56 am
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"She said "YOU'RE A LAND RAPIST"!!!!!!!"

She is good. Never heard anything like that. 😀


 
Posted : April 28, 2015 1:10 pm