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An RTK Rover and an LDP walk into a bar...


 
Posted : January 9, 2015 11:24 am
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> An RTK Rover and an LDP walk into a bar...

"What'll you have?" the bartender asks.

"I'll have whatever he's having," says the RTK Rover, pointing to the LDP.

"I'll have 1.000000," says the LDP.

"One of what?" asks the bartender.

"Who cares, as long as it's 1.000000?"


 
Posted : January 9, 2015 11:35 am
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> An RTK Rover and an LDP walk into a bar...

The RTK Rover points to a spot on the bar, and tells the Bartender to put his drink right on this spot. Tells the Bartender I am going to the bathroom I will be right back. Comes back and yells at the Bartender I told you I wanted it right here, not halfway down the table, the Bartender I put it right where you pointed to. The RTK Rover says well if you say so, and drinks the drink.

LDP says if you would have order the larger drink it would have cover both spots.


 
Posted : January 9, 2015 12:29 pm
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Bartender says in a Texas accent to the rover, "We don't serve your kind here. Or there, or there, or there..."

LDP says, "I'll just stretch out over here and watch."

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Come on, folks, somebody can do better than that!


 
Posted : January 9, 2015 12:43 pm
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The RTK Rover looks at the LDP and says, I hope the hell we are not in Austin, Texas!


 
Posted : January 9, 2015 12:50 pm

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RTK Rover says to the LDP: "You new around here?"

LDP - while winking -replies: "Yes, can I help you out?"

RTK Rover says: "No thanks, I don't need you to have a good time."


 
Posted : January 9, 2015 1:07 pm
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The rover has a conscience and he’s there to forget what he allowed a careless surveyor to do with him that day. LDP is there because it’s tough to live with the middle name “Distortion”.


 
Posted : January 9, 2015 1:15 pm
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another:

LDP says: "Want to get together? I have a really nice Scale Factor!"

RTK Rover replies: "No thanks, it's not the size of the Scale Factor - but knowing how to use it!"


 
Posted : January 9, 2015 1:19 pm
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Bartender to Rover: "I can't serve a drunk, and you're already floating."


 
Posted : January 9, 2015 1:21 pm
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> An RTK Rover and an LDP walk into a bar...

"What'll you have?" the bartender asks.

"I'll have whatever he's having," says the RTK Rover, pointing to the LDP.

"I'll have 1.000000," says the LDP.

"You mean you want the same as yesterday?" says the bartender.

"I've never been here before," says the LDP.

"Well, I guess it never occurred to me that two midgets would walk into a bar, both wearing purple tee shirts with N=5000, E=5000 printed on them."

"Oh, that wasn't me," said the LDP, "I started a new job today."

"So, how's the engineering business these days?"


 
Posted : January 9, 2015 1:30 pm

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:good:

(except maybe LDP said he had a "large" scale factor.


 
Posted : January 9, 2015 2:02 pm
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:good:


 
Posted : January 9, 2015 2:03 pm
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> An RTK Rover and an LDP walk into a bar...

LDP: I think that I will only have the 1.00000000. How about yourself?
RTK: I am just not certain.


 
Posted : January 9, 2015 2:25 pm
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> An RTK Rover and an LDP walk into a bar...

LDP asks where's the base?

RTK says "I leftit in the box"


 
Posted : January 9, 2015 2:27 pm
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RTK says; "I don't want the wife to find out I was at the bar."

LDP says; "No problem, I'll just change these origin point coordinates and now we are at the stadium watching the game".


 
Posted : January 9, 2015 3:59 pm

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> > An RTK Rover and an LDP walk into a bar...
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> LDP asks where's the base?
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> RTK says "I leftit in the box"

Leftit. Good.


 
Posted : January 9, 2015 5:20 pm
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All you guys better stick with your regular jobs. I'm not seeing a future in comedy.
Oh what the heck....
Bartender says to RTK " I see you left your calibration at home "


 
Posted : January 9, 2015 6:07 pm