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The agent told me the fence was on the property line........................................


 
Posted : August 5, 2021 10:21 pm
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Wait.....I'm just a biologist, but that ain't right......any 8th grade science fair bridge weenie would point out that the bottoms of each of those curves are not strong but weaker due to the force vector being more focused and thus boooooyah, big ol hole in the wall and more bricks .....


 
Posted : August 5, 2021 10:39 pm
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All in all it's just another brick in the wall.


 
Posted : August 5, 2021 11:45 pm
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@jitterboogie?ÿ

they started out straight and that's what earthquakes do to you. yes? (or at least in my experience)


 
Posted : August 5, 2021 11:46 pm
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Those are darn good looking walls!


 
Posted : August 6, 2021 4:54 am

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@jitterboogie?ÿ

Pretty sure stronger, especially against lateral forces.


 
Posted : August 6, 2021 5:10 am
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"be sure to shot all the angle points along any walls out there"


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Posted : August 6, 2021 6:20 am
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From "Boundaries & Landmarks"


 
Posted : August 6, 2021 8:49 am
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How do you count cows?

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With a cowculator!


 
Posted : August 6, 2021 9:20 am
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@out-of-level?ÿ

Bubbles!!!!

How's the kitties


 
Posted : August 6, 2021 9:33 am

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You count the number of hooves and divide by four.


 
Posted : August 6, 2021 9:39 am
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@jitterboogie?ÿ


 
Posted : August 6, 2021 9:52 pm
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@bstrand?ÿ

NOOOOO?ÿ I'm going to be attempting to sing that song repeatedly but only getting about one or two lines memorized.?ÿ So, a thousand times on just that part.?ÿ Did I already say NOOOOO?


 
Posted : August 7, 2021 2:40 am
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Our cow has 8 toes. Two toes per foot.

On each toe, is a hoof.

Thus a normal cow has 8 hoves.

Divide by 8, not 4.

Pedantry. Legalism, and getting your cowculations right, it's what we do!

N


 
Posted : August 7, 2021 6:28 am
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@nate-the-surveyor?ÿ

Only in this little slice of our professional cosmos can a guy from Arkansas and a guy from Kansas have differing opinions on how to count cows.?ÿ 😉


 
Posted : August 7, 2021 7:33 am

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Realtors come up numbers.

Surveyors have a foundation for their numbers. It broke my heart to explain to Mr cow how to do it. But, it seemed more kindly to help him count properly, than to let him slide into the abyss!

(In good fun, Mr cow!) Let's see him defend his math.?ÿ (Grin)

N


 
Posted : August 7, 2021 8:12 am
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Those guys with nothing but rocks for their cows to try to eat are unfamiliar with mud-coated hooves.?ÿ Hard to count what you can't see.

About 20 years ago I had a situation where they correct answer when counting hoofs and dividing by four would have produced a number such as 28,75,?ÿ Ol' Tripod only had three legs.


 
Posted : August 7, 2021 11:20 am