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Commando!!! liberate yourself!!! ?????ÿ

You identified your own problem. ?ÿThe ones you have been wearing are far too long. ?ÿGet some shorter boxers.

Geez! ?ÿYou buy them books and all they do is eat the pages.

I tried boxers briefly (pun!) when I was a young man, but I found that they rode up above my waist during the day, and getting the leg parts properly situated inside my pant legs was annoying.?ÿ I soon went back to briefs.?ÿ I prefer the mid-rise variant.

Suddenly I've got Monty Python's The Lumberjack Song playing in the background of my mind.

I own a mix match of the 3 (boxers, briefs and boxer-briefs), because I am, like ya'll looking for something more comfortable.?ÿ I almost bought some of those with the cooling type fabric, but research showed that fabric had to have airflow to have the cooling effect.?ÿ I am not running around without my britches on, can you say blinding everyone??ÿ So I kinda stopped looking real hard, but my internet searches of course are still in my browser so I get ads sometimes for diffrent underwears.?ÿ Many of the styles today seem rather odd, some having an extra pocket? Saw some the other day that had a small battery powered heater for cold days.?ÿ For now I just wear what I own, and put up with whatever form of discomfort that style throws my way that particular day.

@peter-lothian

I have a pair of "Holy Grail", "I fart in your general direction" boxers I wore to the Hospital last December. Might have been why they gave me a "special" room. ?????ÿ

Duluth 'Armachillo' boxers. Little spendy but they hold up really well and you'll never wear cotton again.

When you are over heated a jockstrap is a cool relief........

@williwaw

Warning, don't play this one with sound turned up, like I did, on the office PC.

Chap on the left looks cool:

Oh please for the love of god don't let this thread degenerate anymore than it already has.?ÿ?ÿ

Apart from my Jockstrap, I buy Fruit of the Loom no tag boxer briefs two sizes too small to keep the garment and package in place.

Underwear is a touchy subject around my house.?ÿ I'm a firm believer if your britches fit right you really don't need any underwear.?ÿ And I really don't care what the EMTs think if they have to undress me.?ÿ This conversation happened just the other day:

Wife:?ÿ "Hey, I just did a week's worth of your laundry and I didn't see any underwear.?ÿ What's up with that?"

Me:?ÿ "It's hot summer, I like to let the big guy and the twins breath. Besides I haven't been anywhere."

Wife:?ÿ "Gross.?ÿ What do you mean you haven't been anywhere??ÿ You worked all week."

Me:?ÿ "I haven't been anywhere I needed underwear."

(Wife's voice moves to another room)

Wife:?ÿ "Hey, didn't I buy you a bunch of underwear last Christmas?"

Me:?ÿ "Yes you did.?ÿ They're still in the package in my dresser drawer.?ÿ It's not cold yet.."

Wife (almost inaudible):?ÿ "Animal.?ÿ You are so gross."

Me (loudly):?ÿ "Love you too, sweetie."

@paden-cash

Yep, you went there, you just had to do it didn't you!

Next you're gonna be giving instructions on how to apply a condom.

Posted by: @paden-cash

Wife:?ÿ "Hey, I just did a week's worth of your laundry ...

Wait.... your wife does your laundry??ÿ

Posted by: @mark-mayer

Wait.... your wife does your laundry??ÿ

Cripes, I wonder how he pulled that off? I've been doing all of my own laundry for as long as I can remember. And bathrooms, and vacuuming, and head light bulb changer and toilet paper changer/supplier, and "other duties as assigned by management".?ÿ

My wife doing my laundry was definitely a fluke.?ÿ We were getting ready for the contractor to get here for a bathroom remodel.?ÿ She decided to get ahead on the laundry and darnit...she beat me to it. 😉

Otherwise I would have done my own like I always have...in the washer at bedtime Sunday night.?ÿ Monday AM it goes in the drier while I read emails.

I have to replace mine every time I fart so I get cheap ones.....

My wife does the laundry and cooks and makes my lunches. I didn't know this is controversial.