An adjoiner to a survey had a dog named "sad sack". She was a kindly old hound. Everything on her drooped.
Another fellow had a dog named "Fido".
He said if he ever got a wife as good as Fido, he'd be much better off.
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There were two old men sitting on the porch sunnin' themselves with an old hound dog asleep at their feet.?ÿ The dog sat up lazily, lifted his leg and began to vigorously lick and clean his private parts.?ÿ One of the old men spoke outloud, "Man, I wish I could do that.."
The other old man that owned the dog looked at his friend and down at the dog in a perplexed fashion.?ÿ He finally said, "Go ahead and give it a try.?ÿ He probably won't bite."
Best dog name: that Cajun guy's dog Phideaux
My son had an old basset hound he named Flash.
My sister decided she wanted to do a dog project for 4-H.?ÿ She acquired a half-grown pup with long blonde hair.?ÿ She named it Honey as she thought the hair was the color of honey.?ÿ She sounded silly out in the yard calling out, "Honey!?ÿ Come here Honey!"
A friend of my father raised and trained bird dogs.?ÿ He gave us some good advice.?ÿ Never give a dog a name with more than one syllable.?ÿ You WILL have to holler at the dog sometimes and one syllable is enough.
With that being said my dog's name is Layla.?ÿ I was listening to that song and digging on Dwayne Allman's guitar the day we picked her up from the Dog Pound.
Andy
Sam, Fred, Sally, just don??t give your kids the same name.
Pooper?ÿ self explanatory
Food would be a good name with one syllable.
An old lady I know, had a dog named "Happy". And, another one called "Joy".
"Happy" was well mannered. But it was funny to hear her get mad at "Joy". Screaming,
"Joy, get back in here"
"Joy, get down"
"Joy, Stop it!". Makes you hide a smile.
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A guy invites a buddy over for dinner at his rough cabin. Before they eat, the host apologizes that the dishes aren't spotless, but were as clean as cold water could get them. After they ate, the host set the plates on the floor, opened the door and hollered "come on Cold Water." His dog came running in to clean the plates.
Last dog we had developed a couple things of conditioned reflex, if it was walk time and I called her she wouldn't come, but if I clicked the hasp on the leash she came running, so that's all I did. The other, I'm sure we've all had this happen. The words "Oh S**t" cam e to mean that food had been dropped. So that may be the next dog name.
"Honey!?ÿ Come here Honey!"
Good thing you live in the country, if some SWMBO yelled that in Suburbia half the men would come running thinking they were about to be yelled at for something. ?????ÿ
Meet Ripple, named after my favorite song.
?ÿ"Rip" when he's being hollered at.
"Shithead"... pronounced Shuh-theed.
My 3 vaporize names for Austin's so far
"Cowboy"
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"Ceaser "
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'Nash, current 8 year old Blue Merle. (See photo attached to my name)
One name I decided not to repeat was "Alto" named after the saxophone I played at 16. A lot of people told me that was a lousy name!
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"Cowboy"
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"Caeser"
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'Nash current Aussie
Down to my last hound, Williwaw, my alter ego. He turned 14 last Christmas. I get another hound, thinking about naming her Stella so I can outside a shout?ÿ
Meant to type favorite Aussie
Get two puppies from the same litter and name them In and Out.
This goes back to a very old story involving two skunk brothers having those names.?ÿ One day In could not be found, so Mama Skunk sent Out out to look for In.?ÿ It's a very long story with many ins and outs that concludes with Out coming in with In.?ÿ Mama asked Out how he found out where In was and he replied, "Instinct".
