It's been a little while so here is another one. Found it in the strangest of places.
Rodman: "Down there behind the big white truck there is a big blue plastic box with a door. You can do your business there.
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The food truck shows up around noon every day right there, Governor Smith-Smythe. But, please explain how it is you think this photo op is going to help you get elected President of the United States.
"Tina's the super, the one on the vibratory roller. She's got a flat top and L-O-V-E tattooed on her left knuckles. She's the one you need to talk to about that prevailing wage crap."
I just work here; you need to go talk to the boss.
Not too funny; just my standard response when approached on a job site like this.
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Over there. That's the guy who said he didn't need to fully describe monuments on his maps.
"Well now, Mr. Professional Engineer, if you hadn't parked your BMW in front of that laser level right there, I could show you why that water down there won't run into this gutter up here."
"Here he comes now, you can ask him".
"There's a large rock down there, and I don't think we can dig through it. Maybe have to blow it!" (Wants dynamite)
"It's just money. But, to get this job done, we are gonna have to spend it!"
See the guy by the trencher? He's the one who crapped in your green hard hat.
Ding ding ding ding..............we have a WINNER.
I was at least 5 feet from the top of that wall, so it was not an OSHA violation!!!
That guy down there is the one who told you to sit on this rod and rotate? No, I don't know his name.
Damn red bugs!
See that flagging. There's Yellow Jackets just past em!
"You might want to take note on standard job site attire, you can pick up your red hard hat right over there..."
