Hard to type. Still laughing too hard.
I had a meeting to attend this evening at 7:00 for a board on which I serve.. At about 6:30 I left the house because I needed to stop by a neighbor's house to drop off the description for the five-acre tract we cut off today for her. I'll finish up the plat tomorrow or Wednesday. Anyway, Mrs. Cow knew I was in a hurry to finish supper and get gone. All she remembered was that I was going to this widow's house to drop off some paper work. She completely forgot I had the other meeting at 7:00. I got home about 8:40 to discover Mrs. Cow thinks I've been at the widow's house this entire time. I think she was suggesting I might have been offering other services or something. Trust me, that thought NEVER entered my mind.
So, as a warning to all of you out there who sometimes deliver your products outside of normal business hours, make sure SWMBO knows precisely what all you are planning to do during your absence.
Do you need stitches?:clap:
Mad cow!:-@
> Mad cow!:-@
Do you know why they call PMS, PMS?
Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.....:-O
Most Holy Gasbag, your worshipness...
"Trust me, that thought NEVER entered my mind."
Ummm Hmmmmm, then why are you trying to convince everyone else it didn't? 😉
Most Holy Gasbag, your worshipness...
> "Trust me, that thought NEVER entered my mind."
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> Ummm Hmmmmm, then why are you trying to convince everyone else it didn't? 😉
Cause maybe the widow looked like a big hairy grizzly ape?? Sasquatch!! :-O B-)
It could probably be worse or even better...
NEW JERSEY (MYFOXNY.COM) -
Barnegat, N.J. police arrested a woman after they say she got out of her car, lifted her shirt and bra and exposed her breasts to surveillance cameras.
A police report says that 56-year-old Wendy Tucker was driving on Lexington Boulevard at 2 a.m. on March 6th when she got out of her vehicle in the middle of the road.
Police say she looked at the camera while extending her middle fingers. She then pulled up her shirt and bra.
Patrolman Michael Diblasi was able to locate the vehicle parked a short time later and found Tucker. She was charged with lewdness and taken to the Atlantic County Jail. It's was unclear if Tucker had a lawyer.
Read more: http://www.myfoxny.com/story/21582450/nj-woman-accused-of-exposing-breasts-at-cameras#ixzz2NNLY2NvK
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