Employment Truth in Advertising

@richard-imrie?ÿ

So THAT'S where those weird balloons came from in the closing ceremony....

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I hate being Monitored.

Posted by: @rover83

"we are terrible at contracting, scheduling, planning, and managing our projects, and you as the employee will pay for it, until you quit in disgust and we reel in another sucker"

In the past, when being interviewed and asked what my strengths were I usually replied:

"Seeing the s**t before it hits the fan"?ÿ

@james-fleming?ÿ

What is the success to failure ratio on that this far?

@jitterboogie?ÿ

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@jitterboogie 100% success rate (unless you count interviewing for a Survey Department Manager position and being offered the position of VP of an Engineering Company as technically "not getting the job")

@james-fleming?ÿ

Duly noted.

Hippo farts and all!

I'm not sure if I will ever be at that level in this my second half career.

@james-fleming I see your BS. ?ÿHas it hit the fan, yet? ?ÿHe wasnƒ??t asking you to brag about how many jobs you landed, but how often you have identified BS before it hits the fan and how much time before? ?ÿ(Sarcasm font /off)

@richard-imrie Is that a standard office furnishing. I understand that some of the DOT COMs give employees quality of life benefits, so they don't need to leave the office but this seems extreme.

@lmbrls?ÿ

I've heard of that - flexitime, nap-rooms, games-rooms ....

Now I'm starting to question what I've been reading - here's this morning's titbits from FB:

@gary_g?ÿ

That's ironic. ?????ÿ

Posted by: @james-fleming

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A conveniently disguised death sentence.

@richard-imrie Gary will never live down having his picture in "something" around my house (maybe something with the Mason-Dixon Preservation Partnership) and my wife seeing and asking "Who's the Tom Selleck looking S.O.B.)

@gary_g?ÿ

So, in Virginia is it pronounce Bwayne-uh or Byou-nuh.?ÿ In Colorado it is Byou-nuh, as Paden Cash can confirm.

@holy-cow Buuuuuuuunnnnnnnaaaa

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