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jitterboogie
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Seen in the many inbox flotsam i delete daily:

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($19 - 21 per hour)

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Field Crew Chief - Residential Land Surveying Position Responsibilities

  • Successful candidates will be self-managed, responsible, safe and enjoy working independently.
  • Responsible for performing duties as assigned by Field Manager to complete projects in an accurate and timely manner.
  • Downloads and uploads survey data to the proper files in the computer network or field data collector.
  • Cuts and clears brush and trees from line of survey.
  • Responsible for maintaining quality of data in the field; independently perform accurate simple calculations as needed to complete surveys.
  • Responsible for equipment and vehicle maintenance, ensures vehicle has proper equipment and supplies each morning and returns remaining equipment and supplies at end of shift.
  • Fully adheres to (somecompany name that doesntmatter)s policies, procedures, and work directives.
  • Resolves internal/external customer issues in a prompt and professional manner.
  • Establish and maintain effective working relationships with other employees, managers, clients, and other parties as it relates to the (somecompany name that doesntmatter)services and overall business.
  • Perform all duties as assigned to meet business needs in a safe, ethical, and professional manner.

Field Crew Chief - Residential Land Surveying Skills and Experience

  • High school diploma/GED diploma required.
  • No surveying experience required.
  • Valid Driver's License and driving record that meets our insurance requirements
  • Ability to add and subtract, multiply and divide and perform these operations using units of weight measurement, volume, and distance and understand algebra, trigonometry, and geometry.
  • Proficient in the independent application and use of job-related software/e-technology/cloud-based solutions

Company Benefits for Field Crew Chief - Residential Land Surveying

  • Company Vehicle
  • Annual Work Boot Allowance
  • Monthly Phone Allowance
  • Competitive Salary
  • Medical/Dental/Vision Insurance
  • Company Sponsored Life & Disability Insurance
  • Voluntary Benefits ƒ?? Accident, Critical Illness, Life, Short & Long-Term Disability
  • Health Savings Account
  • 401(k) with company match
  • Seven Paid Holidays per calendar year
  • Paid Time Off
  • Paid Maternity and Paternity Leave

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Crazy. Field Crew Chief, with no experience. Apparently I did this wrong.

Pretty soon theyll throw a license into box of Cracker Jacks...

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lunch is over....BACK TO WORK!


 
Posted : May 23, 2023 12:56 pm
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No experience and I'll bet a one man crew.


 
Posted : May 23, 2023 1:31 pm
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No experience and I'll bet a one man crew.

 

probably aiming for ChatGPT  robotics for the win!

 


 
Posted : May 23, 2023 4:00 pm
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Good thing they supply a company vehicle since the employee will be sleeping in it at that wage.


 
Posted : May 23, 2023 6:41 pm