Teach her what kind of questions to ask.?ÿ
Ow!
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I'm not qualified to respond but I do raise a couple of points:
1. Hopefully her indoors asked you: "WTF are you playing Candy Crush for?". It's an insipid POS, play scrabble instead. Then you can ask her, "how do you spell ...?", that'll tame her curiosity.
2. Here's me being unqualified, with no questions being asked.
I'm on my fourth marriage. I have no understanding of how to be a good or even mediocre husband, but none of my exes asked many questions especially about my opnion, and all four put together showed zero interest in surveying.
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Well if you had just paid more attention to the Seinfeld episode where George Castanza discovers that the secret to dealing with women is to do the complete and polar opposite of whatever seems like the ??correct?? response at the given moment.?ÿKeep them just a little off balance.
Hint. I LOVE it that YOU ask so many questions! ???
The last time I tried to ??tame? her I used a solution a ??friend? offererd up: ??tell her your Mother was right about her.? Umm??that don??t work so don??t try it. ?ÿ????ÿ
btw, what??s a POS, Point of Spiral??ÿ
Answers are either:
??yes dear?, or
??I don??t know, what do You think??
btw, what??s a POS, Point of Spiral??ÿ
Yes.
And,,,,,,never say; "Is it that time of month?"
Moe,
I can assure you that your phraseology is much more delicate than ??What??s the hell wrong with you, you on the rag??. Instant wrath will follow.?ÿ
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Simply give her your version of THE LOOK and say nothing.
You may be eating Happy Meals for a day, but they're really not too bad.
If she says she going home to mother, tell her to not let the door hit her in the ass.
If she tells you to kiss her ass, tell her you would but you don't have all day available.
If she says she's leaving and taking YOUR son with her, say, "You mean the one who looks like Floyd down at the TCBY shop?"
Um, Holy cow, is giving you custom load of Holy bull.
Holy Cow (the one whom excavates holes sans results) is whishing ne a death sentence..... ?????ÿ
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Y'all need to foller mah add vise durin' dah courtin' faze.?ÿ Doze wut's survive ur keepurz.?ÿ Waitin' til latur leedz to D-I-V-O-R-C-E.
There's no such thing as a simple question, until you're in the kitchen, washing your hands with the water running it sounds like she just asked - from the other room, watching CNN at volume fifty - when did we get the giraffe back from the dry cleaners. You repeat what she just said, and you get the reply;?ÿ I JUST ASKED A SIMPLE QUESTION AND YOU ARE DEAF!
That's basically how it works here.
In regards to the OP, I struggle with 3 possible scenarios:
1. She doesn't know you post.
2. She knows you post but doesn't read them.
3. She reads your posts.
4. She writes your posts.
Hey, guys, I'm serious.?ÿ Get that foolishness out of the way very early.?ÿ It really will help in the long run.
It's like when you are at the Quickee Mart with your spouse and the clerk asks if you would like a sack.?ÿ Tell him no, because you already have an old bag.?ÿ Then she whaps you in the head with a box of crackers.?ÿ You both laugh hysterically as the clerk goes into shock, then you walk out with both of you carrying your purchases.?ÿ We've done that dozens of times.
Very early in our dating days she was complaining about something I viewed as minor as it did not involve me and I said, "You'll get over it."?ÿ We discussed that a bit.?ÿ Then she got it.?ÿ Now, she uses that phrase much more than I do, especially when her schoolkids are fussing about something that really doesn't matter.
I really am a nice guy at heart.?ÿ Today, I made absolutely no comment about this being my 50th Anniversary of the wedding she didn't attend.?ÿ I think the co-victim of that event is at my youngest daughter's home right now.?ÿ Perhaps I should give her a call to reminisce.
My hearing is not that great but not bad either. ?ÿI can be eating Doritos or running a jack hammer and she gets upsets when I say ??WHAT?. ?ÿI don??t worry to much about her listening to me, she ignores most of what I say.
