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madcowscarnival
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I'm a small-time Engineer that occasionally has to survey for elevations for flood-mapping or drainage plans.?ÿ Signing up on the forum for some recommendations and perhaps make a few comments here and there.?ÿ Will post soon


 
Posted : February 20, 2018 11:40 am
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Welcome! (even if you are an engineer) 😀

It's great to have some folks from related professions to defend themsel--- um, I mean, contribute to the forum. 😉


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Posted : February 20, 2018 11:43 am
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Posted by: madcowscarnival

I'm a small-time Engineer that occasionally has to survey for elevations for flood-mapping or drainage plans.?ÿ?ÿ

As long as you stick to flood mapping and drainage plans we should get along fine.?ÿ ??ÿ


 
Posted : February 20, 2018 11:54 am
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Welcome to the forum!


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Posted : February 20, 2018 12:15 pm
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An engineer, an architect, and an attorney walk into a surveyors message board.......


 
Posted : February 20, 2018 12:19 pm

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Posted by: James Fleming

An engineer, an architect, and an attorney walk into a surveyors message board.......

The engineer said the walkway was too steep and not ADA compliant, the architect said "Yeah, and the doorway isn't wide enough for a wheelchair", and the attorney said "Let's sue 'em!".?ÿ The surveyor said "I'll buy" and they lived happily ever after.


 
Posted : February 20, 2018 1:28 pm
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They've (we've) even got their own song:


 
Posted : February 20, 2018 2:41 pm
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Welcome.?ÿ There are a few of us around here that are dual registrants.?ÿ I does help to have a thick skin, but you can also learn a lot.


 
Posted : February 20, 2018 3:22 pm
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Welcome! You may be able to help us as much as we can help you. Post away!?ÿ ??ÿ


 
Posted : February 20, 2018 4:04 pm
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Yippee!


 
Posted : February 20, 2018 4:09 pm

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Hmmm... I ain't gonna change my signature just yet...

Welcome aboard.


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Posted : February 20, 2018 6:12 pm
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'..the second worst surveyor is an appliance operator.'

?ÿ


 
Posted : February 20, 2018 8:24 pm
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P.E. and R.L.S. here. ?ÿWelcome.


 
Posted : February 20, 2018 10:29 pm
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Just a FYI........The "PE" in Holy Cows post above means "perpetual emissions" with respect to methane.


 
Posted : February 21, 2018 5:20 am
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you guys are a hoot!
..or is that a poot?


 
Posted : February 21, 2018 7:04 am

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So that explains those four semesters of calculus I had to endure. ?ÿ?ÿ ??ÿ


 
Posted : February 21, 2018 7:29 am
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Posted by: FL/GA PLS.

Just a FYI........The "PE" in Holy Cows post above means "perpetual emissions" with respect to methane.

Just don't believe him when he tries to tell you that RLS stands for Registered Limousin Stud.?ÿ That's a load of bull.?ÿ

?ÿ


 
Posted : February 21, 2018 9:00 am
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@james-fleming

ƒ??Limousinƒ???ÿ James, James, James, and how many times do I have to tell you itƒ??s spelled Limousine.

ƒ??Studƒ?? ?ÿThatƒ??s ?ÿsupposed be SERVICE. Sheeshƒ??..

You old people freak me out.?ÿ ??ÿ


 
Posted : February 21, 2018 11:20 am
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An engineer and an architect walked into a bar...

the surveyor ducked and missed it.


 
Posted : February 21, 2018 11:23 am
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Posted by: paden cash

An engineer and an architect walked into a bar...

the surveyor ducked and missed it.

People who live in glass houses?ÿfrequently find themselves hanging upside down from barbwire fences shouldn't throw stones.?ÿ


 
Posted : February 21, 2018 11:29 am

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