I'm a small-time Engineer that occasionally has to survey for elevations for flood-mapping or drainage plans.?ÿ Signing up on the forum for some recommendations and perhaps make a few comments here and there.?ÿ Will post soon
Welcome! (even if you are an engineer) 😀
It's great to have some folks from related professions to defend themsel--- um, I mean, contribute to the forum. 😉
I'm a small-time Engineer that occasionally has to survey for elevations for flood-mapping or drainage plans.?ÿ?ÿ
As long as you stick to flood mapping and drainage plans we should get along fine.?ÿ ??ÿ
Welcome to the forum!
An engineer, an architect, and an attorney walk into a surveyors message board.......
An engineer, an architect, and an attorney walk into a surveyors message board.......
The engineer said the walkway was too steep and not ADA compliant, the architect said "Yeah, and the doorway isn't wide enough for a wheelchair", and the attorney said "Let's sue 'em!".?ÿ The surveyor said "I'll buy" and they lived happily ever after.
They've (we've) even got their own song:
Welcome.?ÿ There are a few of us around here that are dual registrants.?ÿ I does help to have a thick skin, but you can also learn a lot.
Welcome! You may be able to help us as much as we can help you. Post away!?ÿ ??ÿ
Yippee!
Hmmm... I ain't gonna change my signature just yet...
Welcome aboard.
'..the second worst surveyor is an appliance operator.'
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P.E. and R.L.S. here. ?ÿWelcome.
Just a FYI........The "PE" in Holy Cows post above means "perpetual emissions" with respect to methane.
you guys are a hoot!
..or is that a poot?
So that explains those four semesters of calculus I had to endure. ?ÿ?ÿ ??ÿ
Just a FYI........The "PE" in Holy Cows post above means "perpetual emissions" with respect to methane.
Just don't believe him when he tries to tell you that RLS stands for Registered Limousin Stud.?ÿ That's a load of bull.?ÿ
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??Limousin???ÿ James, James, James, and how many times do I have to tell you it??s spelled Limousine.
??Stud?? ?ÿThat??s ?ÿsupposed be SERVICE. Sheesh??..
You old people freak me out.?ÿ ??ÿ
An engineer and an architect walked into a bar...
the surveyor ducked and missed it.
An engineer and an architect walked into a bar...
the surveyor ducked and missed it.
People who live in glass houses?ÿfrequently find themselves hanging upside down from barbwire fences shouldn't throw stones.?ÿ
