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(@mathteacher)
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Sam is looking after me in ways that I could never imagine.

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Posted : November 12, 2019 5:20 am
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That's just marketing fluff. "Odor absorbing" would be a true leap forward in toilet tissue technology.

 
Posted : November 12, 2019 5:34 am
(@holy-cow)
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"Leaves your tooshee daisy fresh"

 
Posted : November 12, 2019 8:29 am
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You will only use about 12 out of 45 rolls if you had one of these:?ÿ

https://www.amazon.com/Luxe-Bidet-Neo-120-Non-Electric/dp/B00A0RHSJO/ref=zg_bs_6810564011_1?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=HMVEJSC6F71V5ZAE6WW8

In addition to saving money on toilet tissue, you won't get any skid marks in yer drawers. If you have a wife she will love it. Great hygiene.?ÿ ?????ÿ

 
Posted : November 12, 2019 8:49 am
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@flga-pls-2-2

You know..I might be a little "back woods" but I've only seen such a device on the TV and never in real life.  However, I do remember a county jail cell I spent some time in that had the drinking a fountain bubbler attached to the flush handle on the back of the toilet (ugh..). 

You really had to want a drink of water real bad.

 
Posted : November 12, 2019 9:08 am
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@paden-cash

Spent a couple nights at the Waldorf-Astoria Hotel in NYC back in 1979.  Our suite had a bidet.  Pretty sure that was the only place I encountered such a thing.  Don't remember a need to use it, so cannot comment on performance, service or taste.

 
Posted : November 12, 2019 11:56 am
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Although, appropriately branded:

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For the 3 years that I was at uni, the convenience's were loaded with paper branded "Commercial 500".?ÿ

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Posted : November 12, 2019 4:27 pm
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At least it isn't John Wayne TP - the kind that "Don't take sh!!!t off nobody!"

 
Posted : November 12, 2019 4:53 pm
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@paden-cash

If you were really backwoods you'd know that' why you have brown AND white corncobs. (grin)

Andy

 
Posted : November 13, 2019 8:18 am
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Y'all are literally talking about cacca on the forum and the spelling Gestapo censor me for spelling various American 4 letter words.

You see I may have to switch to Italian for all bad words.

 
Posted : November 13, 2019 12:35 pm
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Posted by: @just-a-surveyor

Y'all are literally talking about cacca on the forum and the spelling Gestapo censor me for spelling various American 4 letter words.

You see I may have to switch to Italian for all bad words.

I wonder if "pig Latin" would work?

🙂

 
Posted : November 13, 2019 12:45 pm
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@loyal

I ont'da ow'kna, iv'ga it'a a ot'sha.

 

 

 
Posted : November 13, 2019 1:23 pm
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@just-a-surveyor

When referring to a certain forest creature that wears a mask and washes his food before eating it you must use the full name, not the four-letter shortened form that is commonly used.  Apparently, **** dogs do not exist, nor do they tree ****s.  Doing so will result in the term "potty mouth" being inserted or the post not being allowed.

 

I'm not certain, but I think things must be described as being odd but not qu***.

 
Posted : November 13, 2019 1:33 pm
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Posted by: @holy-cow

@just-a-surveyor

When referring to a certain forest creature that wears a mask and washes his food before eating it you must use the full name, not the four-letter shortened form that is commonly used.?ÿ Apparently, **** dogs do not exist, nor do they tree ****s.?ÿ Doing so will result in the term "potty mouth" being inserted or the post not being allowed.

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I'm not certain, but I think things must be described as being odd but not qu***.

Good thing my old buddy Bryan doesn't post here.

bryan
 
Posted : November 13, 2019 2:00 pm
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@paden-cash

Yeah, he would have to become Bryan Potty Mouth.

I gotta test this.?ÿ

Coon dog?ÿ

EDIT: Oh that is ridiculous. Apparently **** dogs don't exist after all.?ÿ

 
Posted : November 13, 2019 2:45 pm
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@just-a-surveyor

Didn't your mama ever tell you not to touch that stove burner because it would hurt you something awful?  You just had to go ahead and find out for yourself, didn't you?

 
Posted : November 13, 2019 4:29 pm
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Still chuckling.  I love this place.

 
Posted : November 13, 2019 4:40 pm
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Asians are reluctant to shake hands because most Americans clean their bottoms with their right hands.

While in China, I found that their TP was 3/5 the width of American TP. Many of the toilets did not have any paper at all. I usually pack more TP in my bags than clothes because clothes are very inexpensive in Asian countries.

I always travel with enough TP to last me my entire trip there and back no matter where I go. There are at least two rolls in my truck and on my ATV right now. I never use motel or any other local brand.

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Posted : November 13, 2019 5:58 pm
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Posted : November 13, 2019 6:25 pm
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Posted by: @a-harris

..I always travel with enough TP to last me my entire trip there and back no matter where I go. There are at least two rolls in my truck and on my ATV right now. I never use motel or any other local brand.

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I keep three or four Prince Albert rolling papers in my wallet for emergencies.?ÿ

 
Posted : November 13, 2019 6:46 pm
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