Sam is looking after me in ways that I could never imagine.
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That's just marketing fluff. "Odor absorbing" would be a true leap forward in toilet tissue technology.
"Leaves your tooshee daisy fresh"
You will only use about 12 out of 45 rolls if you had one of these:?ÿ
In addition to saving money on toilet tissue, you won't get any skid marks in yer drawers. If you have a wife she will love it. Great hygiene.?ÿ ?????ÿ
@flga-pls-2-2
You know..I might be a little "back woods" but I've only seen such a device on the TV and never in real life. However, I do remember a county jail cell I spent some time in that had the drinking a fountain bubbler attached to the flush handle on the back of the toilet (ugh..).
You really had to want a drink of water real bad.
Spent a couple nights at the Waldorf-Astoria Hotel in NYC back in 1979. Our suite had a bidet. Pretty sure that was the only place I encountered such a thing. Don't remember a need to use it, so cannot comment on performance, service or taste.
Although, appropriately branded:
For the 3 years that I was at uni, the convenience's were loaded with paper branded "Commercial 500".?ÿ
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At least it isn't John Wayne TP - the kind that "Don't take sh!!!t off nobody!"
If you were really backwoods you'd know that' why you have brown AND white corncobs. (grin)
Andy
Y'all are literally talking about cacca on the forum and the spelling Gestapo censor me for spelling various American 4 letter words.
You see I may have to switch to Italian for all bad words.
Y'all are literally talking about cacca on the forum and the spelling Gestapo censor me for spelling various American 4 letter words.
You see I may have to switch to Italian for all bad words.
I wonder if "pig Latin" would work?
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When referring to a certain forest creature that wears a mask and washes his food before eating it you must use the full name, not the four-letter shortened form that is commonly used. Apparently, **** dogs do not exist, nor do they tree ****s. Doing so will result in the term "potty mouth" being inserted or the post not being allowed.
I'm not certain, but I think things must be described as being odd but not qu***.
When referring to a certain forest creature that wears a mask and washes his food before eating it you must use the full name, not the four-letter shortened form that is commonly used.?ÿ Apparently, **** dogs do not exist, nor do they tree ****s.?ÿ Doing so will result in the term "potty mouth" being inserted or the post not being allowed.
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I'm not certain, but I think things must be described as being odd but not qu***.
Good thing my old buddy Bryan doesn't post here.
Yeah, he would have to become Bryan Potty Mouth.
I gotta test this.?ÿ
Coon dog?ÿ
EDIT: Oh that is ridiculous. Apparently **** dogs don't exist after all.?ÿ
Didn't your mama ever tell you not to touch that stove burner because it would hurt you something awful? You just had to go ahead and find out for yourself, didn't you?
Still chuckling. I love this place.
Asians are reluctant to shake hands because most Americans clean their bottoms with their right hands.
While in China, I found that their TP was 3/5 the width of American TP. Many of the toilets did not have any paper at all. I usually pack more TP in my bags than clothes because clothes are very inexpensive in Asian countries.
I always travel with enough TP to last me my entire trip there and back no matter where I go. There are at least two rolls in my truck and on my ATV right now. I never use motel or any other local brand.
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..I always travel with enough TP to last me my entire trip there and back no matter where I go. There are at least two rolls in my truck and on my ATV right now. I never use motel or any other local brand.
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I keep three or four Prince Albert rolling papers in my wallet for emergencies.?ÿ