or maybe not. What can you say? :snarky:
JUST ONE MORE FOR THE ROAD
or
THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES
or
SO I DON'T FORGET
or
MMMMMM,....NOT THAT MUCH DIFFERENT
That was the day my friend
I thought it'd never end
(As opposed to: those were the days)
The marriage and the separation started on the same day.
Her:
Out of my last 10 marriages, this was the shortest.....
No, your other left.....
Can't think of a caption (brain already in suspended animation for weekend) but the look on the brides face is definately the same look Lorena Bobbitt had prior to her surgical escapade.;-)
:good:
"honey, I'm just testing to see if I want to hire her as your personal trainer..."
"wrinkle free and stain resistant...this material will do nicely for your next design"
> No, your other left.....
My laughter at that woke the dog up!
Mormons endorse polygamy again.
Why is the bride checking out the best man's lower cheeks? It look to me like the groom is on the bride's right hand side. Still funny!!!
Don't sweat the petty things.
Pet the sweaty things.
The honeymoon is over.
You better be doing that to stop the bleeding because it sure is hell isn't going to stop the beating. :-O
