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This is funny Arkansas satire. Hillbilly truth. A bit stretched... but funny.

http://www.rockcitytimes.com/demolition-crews-baffled-after-firecrackers-fail-to-knock-down-the-broadway-bridge/

 
Posted : October 11, 2016 1:07 pm
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What a HOOT!
Already bookmarked the site!

The best part to me..

"Officials with the construction team, Massman Construction out of Kansas City, says they placed over 6,000 blackcat firecrackers in strategic sections of the bridge that they believe would have taken down the structure.

‰ÛÏWe wrapped it up tight with strings of firecrackers, which worked perfectly on our Lego set model that we created to test the process,‰Û Massman construction foreman Chuck Jones tells us. ‰ÛÏWe are not really sure why the bridge did not fall. We are sending some guys up there to jump on it a bit and see if it will fall.‰Û

Thanks!

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Posted : October 11, 2016 1:18 pm
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Interesting.
I wonder how long it would have taken to fall down from normal wear and tear? Guess we'll never know now.
Difficult call to nominate a bridge unsafe, then find demolition is not such a simple matter.

I wonder if the Army or whoever you'd use could have been rapidly effective? Good training for them. A real live bridge to play with!

 
Posted : October 11, 2016 1:31 pm
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Them M80s will do the trick...

 
Posted : October 11, 2016 1:58 pm
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Richard, post: 394807, member: 833 wrote: Interesting.
I wonder how long it would have taken to fall down from normal wear and tear? ...

Hmmm....I think you just hit on the best way to demolish the bridge. Wait for wear and tear and use to take it down over time. Seems like the most cost-effective, natural, and efficient answer. After it comes down on its own, you just build a new one then.

 
Posted : October 11, 2016 2:05 pm
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Black Cat Firecrackers to take down a bridge......
Why not use actual gun powder packed specifically to take out certain parts of the bridge by calculated value rather than rely upon an inconsistent parlor trick product.
Not all concrete is the same.........
From attempting to drill into ancient concrete, I have found most of the time it to be much stronger than design according to today's standards.
There is some mixed around Lone Star Texas that I've yet to put a dent in with my rock drill or by using a star drill and sledge.

 
Posted : October 11, 2016 5:06 pm
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That's one of the greatest sites on the internet.

 
Posted : October 11, 2016 5:15 pm
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Are you kidding, the M80's won't bring it down, but Roman Candles shot at it for 24 hours will. My guess is it will fall within 12 hours of that punishment.

 
Posted : October 12, 2016 5:48 am
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Satire based on this? http://www.mprnews.org/story/2016/10/12/npr-arkansas-bridge-demolition-fail

 
Posted : October 12, 2016 7:33 am
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Yes.. it was. But, M-80's would have done it!

 
Posted : October 12, 2016 7:40 am
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Daniel Ralph, post: 394880, member: 8817 wrote: Satire based on this? http://www.mprnews.org/story/2016/10/12/npr-arkansas-bridge-demolition-fail

I loved the following comment;

""That didn't go as planned," the highway department admitted on Twitter. They added a hashtag: #TheDayTheBridgeStoodStill."

Thanks for the link.

 
Posted : October 12, 2016 8:07 am
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FL/GA PLS., post: 394886, member: 379 wrote: I loved the following comment;

""That didn't go as planned," the highway department admitted on Twitter. They added a hashtag: #TheDayTheBridgeStoodStill."

Thanks for the link.

I use to work for a state highway department...I know darned good and well when that bridge failed to collapse there was someone with the highway department that tried to get a sub-ordinate employee to "go out there and kick it..."

 
Posted : October 12, 2016 8:21 am
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paden cash, post: 394887, member: 20 wrote: I use to work for a state highway department...I know darned good and well when that bridge failed to collapse there was someone with the highway department that tried to get a sub-ordinate employee to "go out there and kick it..."

O Boy!! Now that's the VOICE OF 'SPERIENCE talkin!

 
Posted : October 12, 2016 8:32 am
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I was in Little Rock two weeks ago, and they were just about to close the old bridge and re-route all the traffic.

It's an interesting set up.
The new bridge is being built on pylons just downstream from the old, and it looks like they are going to hoist it on a couple of cranes and lift it into place on the new/refurbished supports.

Hope that plan goes better than this one......

 
Posted : October 13, 2016 12:55 pm
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sicilian cowboy, post: 395070, member: 705 wrote: I was in Little Rock two weeks ago, and they were just about to close the old bridge and re-route all the traffic.

It's an interesting set up.
The new bridge is being built on pylons just downstream from the old, and it looks like they are going to hoist it on a couple of cranes and lift it into place on the new/refurbished supports.

Hope that plan goes better than this one......

Bridge's steel still in river; permit‰Ûªs 24 hours to clear channel come, go

A contractor for the Arkansas Highway and Transportation Department was unable to clear the Arkansas River channel of debris from the Broadway Bridge under the terms of a permit that closed that section of the river to barge traffic for 24 hours.
m.arkansasonline.com

 
Posted : October 13, 2016 5:30 pm
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Dan B. Robison, post: 395105, member: 34 wrote: A contractor for the Arkansas Highway and Transportation Department was unable to clear the Arkansas River channel of debris from the Broadway Bridge under the terms of a permit that closed that section of the river to barge traffic for 24 hours.

I smell a.....

Well; it doesn't smell very good...

 
Posted : October 13, 2016 7:03 pm
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A bridge was taken down in Portland over the summer. They went to great pains to insure that not so much as a fleck of paint got into the river.

 
Posted : October 13, 2016 7:48 pm
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That's no way to take down a bridge!
Here's how it's done....
Bay Bridge east span.

 
Posted : October 14, 2016 6:45 am