Humor from my INBOX...
1. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind-of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Light than Kay.
17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front.
21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
22. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.
23. I forgot……
No. 6
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
So that you CAN READ GLO Field Notes, OLD Federal Patents, MOST old Documents in the Court House, etc. etc. etc....
#7 & #17
What if you live in the ghetto?
No. 6
> 6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
>
> So that you CAN READ GLO Field Notes, OLD Federal Patents, MOST old Documents in the Court House, etc. etc. etc....
I would also add spencerian and edwardian script too, some of the writing is so flowing and difficult to read.
24. Having a fairly firm conviction that your generation was the last one to create "real" music.
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Finally understanding what my parents' really meant when they said "when you have children we hope they are just like you"
# 25 Adult Truths
There are 2 ways to tell you are getting old.
1.) your memory starts failing.
2.) I forgot the other one.
#7 & #17
See number 7 above...
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Can you name 1 song in the top 10 this week? Or any of the artists? (Are they artists?)
I didn't think so.....
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Radar
add 3 classics from Jack in Bucket List: "Never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart"
# 25 Adult Truths
> There are 2 ways to tell you are getting old.
>
> 1.) your memory starts failing.
> 2.) I forgot the other one.
I don't understand about memory failures with aging. I'm 56 and can't remember the last time I forgot something!:-P
# 25 Adult Truths
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# 25 Adult Truths
Ignorance is bliss.;-)
