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Throw that chain


 
Posted : August 10, 2018 11:14 am
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Should be a pretty easy job, a slam dunk


 
Posted : August 10, 2018 12:28 pm
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One bundle of lathes will be more than enough for this job.


 
Posted : August 10, 2018 12:42 pm
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"You can't go surveying without your triple A's"

Harry West RIP


 
Posted : August 10, 2018 12:45 pm
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"Two thumbs up"?ÿ was the signal to pick it up, pack it up and put in the truck cause it is time to go.


 
Posted : August 10, 2018 12:47 pm

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"Who's fu#*$king this sheep" My party chief told me after I offered an opinion on how we could do a certain task.

"good enough for the girls I go out with" The hub is close enough, move on to next stakeout point


 
Posted : August 10, 2018 2:01 pm
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Posted by: Said Lot

Should be a pretty easy job, a slam dunk

Famous last words


T. Nelson - SAM

 
Posted : August 10, 2018 2:01 pm
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Right there, Right there, Right there, Right there, Right there,

(West Indian for "Good")


 
Posted : August 10, 2018 3:15 pm
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If you remember the dialogue from Pulp Fiction I worked with a guy who would say when we pulled up to a job that looked to be difficult "we should have brought f@&$%g shotguns."


 
Posted : August 10, 2018 3:32 pm
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Posted by: John Hamilton

Where I started out on a survey crew it was balls for zero and punk for eleven.?ÿ

same thing in Central Bergen Co. NJ in the early 70s.


 
Posted : August 10, 2018 4:12 pm

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One boot

Two boots

Three boots

Four boots

"how many feet the bottom of the rod is above the ground"


 
Posted : August 10, 2018 9:38 pm
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"Atta Boy"

Upon a .1 within target on first shot for a hub=PC buys you a road soda on the drive back to the barn.

Commitment to be honored that day only, top limited depending on conditions.


 
Posted : August 11, 2018 5:36 am
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"The only thing you can do right with gloves on is piss your pants" --My ol boss in wyoming.

"2 neighbors never call in a surveyor when the are getting along"?ÿ and "their issue is never acutally about the boundary"


 
Posted : August 13, 2018 6:56 am
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5729.58


 
Posted : August 13, 2018 8:57 am
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Architects are always missing that one dimension you need to lay it out.


 
Posted : August 13, 2018 11:46 am

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Posted by: makerofmaps

Architects are always missing that one dimension you need to lay it out.

Yes, and you contact them, to ask them, and they say "we could not figure it out, so we left it off"...

We were hoping you could tell us what it is....

Or some sort like that...

N


 
Posted : August 13, 2018 1:03 pm
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Set a BM on the bumper of the truck, so we can use it at the next job...


 
Posted : August 13, 2018 6:31 pm
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Okay, flop, tell me how it looks...


 
Posted : August 13, 2018 6:33 pm
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Drive that stake in the ground like you have a pair...


 
Posted : August 13, 2018 6:34 pm
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I'm gonna scare the snake towards you, you kill it...


 
Posted : August 13, 2018 6:36 pm

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