@paden-cash then theres the shortened version used around here, o’vonner. 

My cousin still has the late 50ƒ??s ?ÿmodel Ford 851 Powermaster my uncle used to run most of the time. My dad always ran the M Farmall. Except for wh...

@holy-cow ?ÿ Maybe some solace in this ?ÿ ?ÿ

To me, a good work ethic means being attentive enough to recognize when something needs to be done, and being willing to do it, whether you want to or...

My wife works for Georgia Pacific, so she orders it by the case at a discount and UPS brings it to the door. Maybe should set up a roadside stand.?ÿ

Pickle juice is the trick. I can usually tell if Im going to be cramping up at night because they usually start while Im watching tv before bed. Drink...

I was staking a railroad for a Corps project a few years ago. The contractor had hired a safety guy who turned out to be a real PITA. I was by myself ...

A clean colon and a lack of dignity is a good place to start.?ÿ

There was a story on the local news last night that a twenty-something guy had walked into a convenience store and asked how many gallons of milk and ...

@andy-bruner ?ÿ I used to run with some of that bunch when they first started online racing back in about 1995 I think.?ÿ We had paid $4000 for the ...

@holy-cow Ive heard my dad talk about going to feed the mules in the stable before daylight every morning. After that hed feel around in the trough f...

@norman-oklahoma :silly:   As Ive asked a few people who were trying to tell me how to survey, what state are you licensed (as a dr) in?  ...

@norman-oklahoma He knew I would get there a lot quicker than having to wait on an ambulance I imagine.   

@gene-kooper Odd thing is I have no pain, bruising, or swelling in the leg. I vaguely remember a few months ago telling my wife I had a leg ache like...

@holy-cow I’m sure you’ve probably heard the story about the  big shot Texas rancher bragging about his spread to his Ky cousin. Tol...

@bill93 I believe Access lets you do that. 

@ncsudirtman I would think not being able to have both hands on the rod while taking a shot would be unhandy. I guess if you use a bipod for every sho...

That's the way it was, and we liked it... ?ÿ

There was a local doctor who, years ago, owned a bunch of rough overgrown property with some dirt roads winding through it. He decided he wanted to se...