If you were out surveying and for lunch you ate yourself, would you:
1. Disappear
2. Double in size
3. Start teaching Yoga
:-S
You might want to take a break from surveying and swing by the clinic.
Depends- are you using a least squares adjustment?
3. According to a study by the Mayo Clinic, I'd wait about 53 hours then run for public office.
I do not know, Zen Master. I am still stuck in the present moment.
Go get an enema, and get yourself back, Jack!
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Now that thar is funny!!!
Your full of yourself.
You would turn into a snake
If you were out surveying and for lunch you ate yourself, you would: C) Turn into a snake or weasel per se;
"Snakes are actually weasels that have lost all their fur, arms and legs to intense poison oak rashes. Science knows this because snakes and poison oak both evolved at the same time, which was roughly concurrent with the disappearance of the dinosaurs. In fact, one theory has it that poison oak was fatal to dinosaurs, another holds that dinosaurs were grossed out by hairless weasel torsos and simply lost the will to live. Personally, I favor the latter theory, because it’s a prime example of the pot calling the kettle black. To my way of thinking, dinosaurs are, like all reptiles, vile, disgusting things for whom extinction came as a gift. Wish the same would happen to snakes and, for that matter, poison oak."
At least that's I've learned from the web. 😉
You would turn into a snake
Fart and vaporize yourself.
Pablo B-)
I select answer no. 42. (The answer to life, the universe and everything, must certainly cover this situation.)
You would turn into a snake
A friend told me once he saw two snake swallow each other. Both started at their tails and worked their way up to the head, then gave a big gulp, and nothing was there!!!
He has a reputation for tall "tails", though, so it may not be true.
I think you had wild mushrooms as the first course of your lunch.
Neither 1 or 2
You would not disappear and would still weigh the same
duhhh...;-)
