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(@steve-corley)
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I just got this message from NSPS.

Established TV Production Company seeking experienced land surveyors interested in appearing on an unscripted documentary series to air on national Cable Channel. Please submit bio and photo or brief video to surveyortv@gmail.com . Tell us about your business, experiences dealing with boundary disputes, and a short paragraph about yourself. Casting ends April 15, 2011.

 
Posted : March 29, 2011 11:50 am
 ddsm
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Like Shelby Stanga...All I've got to say is "GET IN THE BOAT, WILLIE".

DDSM
(The Clap Brothers hunt Unicorns in this episode)

 
Posted : March 29, 2011 1:25 pm
(@rankin_file)
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DDSM. Thanks for posting that.....my life would have been sadly unfulfilled, had I not seen it.....(this country/culture is circling the bowl and picking up speed....)

 
Posted : March 29, 2011 1:35 pm
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This sounds like a good job for "Larry the Land Surveyor". It would be entertaining at least.

If you don't know what I'm talking about, do a search at Youtube. Them boys look like they have loads of fun.

 
Posted : March 29, 2011 1:48 pm
(@daniel-s-mccabe)
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I know Shelby, he is just like he appears, a wild man.
He lives just East of Ponchatoula, in Bedico, LA.

We also have Bruce Mitchell and Tyler, his dog, on the show, Swamp People.

 
Posted : March 29, 2011 1:54 pm
 ddsm
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Dan,
Do you think you could put together a boat ride with Shelby and Willie for a Hillbilly from Arkansas?

DDSM
(has a simple Bucket List)

 
Posted : March 29, 2011 2:06 pm
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I have only met Shelby a few times, so I don't know about a boat ride, but I could help you meet him, I have a friend that is good friends with him. I know where Shelby likes to hang out and even where that store is from your video.
I could get you a boat ride with Bruce and Tyler, Bruce is building a couple of camps on North Pass.

 
Posted : March 29, 2011 2:14 pm
 ddsm
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> I know where Shelby likes to hang out and even where that store is from your video.

Thanks, DDSM-LA...I will be in touch!

Can picture a day or two...me, you...and Shelby...sittin' on that store's bench...

DDSM-AR

 
Posted : March 29, 2011 3:05 pm
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Be a TV Reality Surveyor - Call TDD

> I just got this message from NSPS.
>
> Established TV Production Company seeking experienced land surveyors interested in appearing on an unscripted documentary series to air on national Cable Channel. Please submit bio and photo or brief video to surveyortv@gmail.com . Tell us about your business, experiences dealing with boundary disputes, and a short paragraph about yourself. Casting ends April 15, 2011.

Ted - You reading this?

 
Posted : March 29, 2011 3:22 pm
 RADU
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Where is Deral P when he is not playing easy rider ?

RADU

 
Posted : March 29, 2011 10:06 pm
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TV Reality Surveyor-Daryl Moistner

Daryl would be great for this program!!! :clap:

Just show them that video of that helicopter landing on that edge and he'd probably have it in the bag. I better get his autograph now!! 🙂

 
Posted : March 29, 2011 10:07 pm
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TV Reality Surveyor-Daryl Moistner

Kent would be a good one also.

 
Posted : March 30, 2011 8:44 am
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Kent

Pfft. Not much drama in a least squares adjustment.:-|

 
Posted : March 30, 2011 11:32 am
(@carl-b-correll)
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TV Reality Surveyor-Daryl Moistner

> Kent would be a good one also.

While I would fairly agree, we have no idea what his stage presence would be like. I think that will go as much with the presentation as the knowledge.

 
Posted : March 30, 2011 11:41 am
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Kent

Ahhh yes.......but searching for those rock mounds.........the tension mounts.

 
Posted : March 30, 2011 11:56 am
(@paul-plutae)
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Kent..Naww

One of our Alaskan surveyors would be ideal. Interesting locations, beautiful scenery...so much better than a close up of a pile of bricks in a desert.

 
Posted : March 30, 2011 12:00 pm
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Carl

> > Kent would be a good one also.
> While I would fairly agree, we have no idea what his stage presence would be like.

Yes we do Carl...it's 100% UP Stage...always has been, always will be.

1. To distract attention from (another performer) by moving upstage, thus forcing the other performer to face away from the audience.

2. To divert attention or praise from; force out of the spotlight: a vice president who repeatedly tried to upstage the president.

3. To treat haughtily.

 
Posted : March 30, 2011 12:03 pm
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Carl

> > > Kent would be a good one also.
> > While I would fairly agree, we have no idea what his stage presence would be like.
>
> Yes we do Carl...it's 100% UP Stage...always has been, always will be.
>
> 1. To distract attention from (another performer) by moving upstage, thus forcing the other performer to face away from the audience.
>
> 2. To divert attention or praise from; force out of the spotlight: a vice president who repeatedly tried to upstage the president.
>
> 3. To treat haughtily.

While I'll not get into a conversation about his debate/discussion style... We don't know how he (or anybody) will react when it is just a singular person and a camera crew. Stage fright for the most seasoned debater might happen if forced to be alone and give an oratory.

 
Posted : March 30, 2011 12:15 pm
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A real showman is:

Bill “Slick Willy” McGee.

He’ll do for cheap and near almost free.
Undercutting’s his game you’ll sorely see.
A found pin, a couple of lathe and he’s done before two.
He knows about boundary disputes, in fact he’s created a few.

Slick Willy is surely the man for the show.
If its a story you want he’s much in the know.
He’ll tell you a fast one and sell you a deal.
Sad ending though is he’s really for real.

 
Posted : March 30, 2011 12:26 pm
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Paul

If you Google; Dry Texas Wit, the first hit you get has McMillan in the title;-)

It shows to go you......

 
Posted : March 30, 2011 12:41 pm
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