Aloha,
Trust you all are having a great weekend. Funny quotes thought you all might enjoy.
A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.ÛÓAnonymous
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open. --Frank Zappa (My favorite:good:)
Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet. ÛÓAnonymous
What I do when I see someone pretty is, I stare, I smile then when I get tired I put the mirror down. ÛÓAnonymous
All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips. ÛÓAnonymous
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken. --Oscar Wilde
When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45. When you're at work and it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31. ÛÓAnonymous
I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect.' That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, 'Your password is incorrect.Ûª --Anonymous
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people. Anonymous
You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself. ÛÓAnonymous
And finally Uncle Paden this is specially for your amusement (Based on your previous postings:-D)
Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears. Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain. Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile. But when you fart just one timeÛ? Anonymous
Source http://coolfunnyquotes.com
As I sat in my car watching the light change from red to green to yellow then red again I wondered, "Is life just a bunch of honking and yelling?". Sometimes it seems like it.
Good one Mark!
😀
The only thing we have in common; as human beings; is that we are all different.
-Dougie
If nothing is impossible then nothing it shall be; if everything is possible then possible it will be...
-Dougie (too)
Aloha, Dougie:
Didn't realize it is possible to have that many possibility 🙂
Before you criticize someone you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you do criticize them you will be a mile away, and you will have their shoes.
The unmanifest will become the manifest....
Aloha, Dougie:
At its core...there is no distinction between the manifested and the unmanifest!:angel:
P.S. Your quotes were removed from public viewing...why?:-$
yswami, post: 347628, member: 7679 wrote: Aloha, Dougie...
P.S. Your quotes were removed from public viewing...why?:-$
I removed them.....
I thought it might be a bit arrogant of myself, quoting my own quotes...
RADAR, post: 347630, member: 413 wrote: I removed them.....
I thought it might be a bit arrogant of myself, quoting my own quotes...
That's an easy one...just say they were Will Rogers or Mark Twain quotes...this is the internet, man...check your conscience at the door.
The trouble with finding quotes on the internet is that you often can't verify their accuracy. ~Abraham Lincoln
paden cash, post: 347639, member: 20 wrote: That's an easy one...just say they were Will Rogers or Mark Twain quotes...this is the internet, man...check your conscience at the door.
Doug,
All you have to do is post them as a CryptoQuote... I will solve and Tom Adams will confirm...
DDSM:beer::beer:
concepet?
When your dead, you don't know your dead. It's only hard on everyone else. Stupid is the same way!
irony
When your you're dead, you don't know your you're dead. It's only hard on everyone else. Stupid is the same way!
fixed it, you are (you're) welcome
