@holy-cow on the whole.
Years ago when I was studying at uni I saw on morning TV a B-rate (more likely E-rate) Aussie family quiz show, and at one question the dialogue between the Quizmaster (QM) and the family's teenage daughter (TD) went like this:
QM: What would you like to see more of in the world?
TD: Piss.
QM: I'm sorry could you repeat your answer?
TD: Piss
QM: Piss?
TD: Yeah, piss!
QM: I'm sorry could you spell your answer?
TD: Yeah, piss, P E A C E.
That was great!?ÿ Reminds me of the old TV show from my youth starring Art Linkletter called House Party.?ÿ He would ask young children all sorts of seemingly innocent questions but get some of the most surprising answers in return.
One youngster was asked if he had ever seen a real mouse.?ÿ He had.?ÿ At one point in his story he reported it ran up his mother's leg and under her dress.?ÿ When asked what happened next he said, "Dad went looking for it."?ÿ The audience laughed until they cried while the kid sat there trying to figure out what was so funny.
TVNZ live feel-good sports interview of a kids soccer team, years ago:
Reporter: Are you looking forward to the game on Saturday?
Little Johnny: Yes.
Reporter: Is the other team good?
Little Johnny: Yes.
Reporter: How do you think you'll go?
Little Johnny: Mum said she'll drive me there in Dad's car.
@richard-imrie I remember the sarcastic bumper stickers that said "Visualize Whirled Peas."