30 Cattle were in a pasture and 28 Chickens.
How many didn't?
easy one...
ten.?ÿ 😉
back at 'ya...If you had 50 female pigs and 50 male deer how rich would you be?
The farmer who was helping sponsor a charity chili supper brought 50 ducks with him,?ÿ Why?
That is a tough one, Cow.
The best I could come up with; with Google:
Great East Texas Duck Race
What was that guys tag line? East Texas is a State of Mind?
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Does it have something to do with Duck Farts?
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What in hell are you old farts gabbin?? about?
Is this another ??Jimmy leaves East Jesus on a train going 45 mph at 9:36 am GMT, what time will he complete the first orbit of the moon? type of riddle? ?????ÿ
I thought the duck riddle had something to do with quackers.
Interpreted the Cash question as "50 sows and 50 bucks" or Fifty thousand and Fifty dollars.
In sixth grade did you walk to school or carry your lunch?
How far can a dog run on a straight line into the woods?
Prove that 1+1=1
If Joe has 3 apples and Ann has two apples, what color shirt is Jimmy wearing?
Define the universe and give two examples.
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Two penguins are on an iceberg. The first one says, "Do you have an extra bar of soap". The other replies "What do I look like, an alarm clock?"
A dog can only run halfway into the woods. After that the dog will be running out of the woods. I guess I fail on the other three answers.
The answer is "NO" to both questions.?ÿ I rode a bus and ate school lunch.
How far can a dog run on a straight line into the woods?
Long enough to bite brother Leon in the ass and hold him still after an altercation at the check out counter of the local liquor store. "It wad a k99 dawg"..... says Leon
You will need to insert your own words into this situation.?ÿ My posting privileges might disappear if I insert the words from the story the way I heard it told
High school boys driving down the street see a cute female classmate ahead.?ÿ As they pass her, one calls loudly out the window to her to ask, "Does your mother know you (insert obscene verb) (insert adjective or two)(insert noun)?"
Her natural response will be to scream back, "NOOOOOOOO".?ÿ If so, the boy says he will tell her mother for her.
Me thinks it's time for someone's medication.
Riddle me this
How come when you change channels on the boob tube the friggen' volume increases or decreases by 30 decibles and then scares the hell out of you when a commerial blasts in at 120 db??ÿ
