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(@paden-cash)
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..especially when adapt comes up before adopt with predictive text turned on??!!!

 
Posted : January 27, 2015 10:12 am
(@lmbrls)
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The problem is he would have to bring two or three more to be practical. It would help if he was also easily disposable.

 
Posted : January 27, 2015 10:37 am
(@mkennedy)
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I was trying to figure out what word he meant when he wrote "Expendable." ...

Ohhhh, I bet he meant "Dependable." Hmmm.

 
Posted : January 27, 2015 11:04 am
(@lmbrls)
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You may be right. I was thinking expedient, but dependable is closer.

 
Posted : January 27, 2015 1:28 pm
(@jim-in-az)
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"Terminal experience" - hmmm, is he still alive?

 
Posted : January 27, 2015 1:52 pm
(@stephen-johnson)
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my "finest" applicant...

:good:

 
Posted : January 27, 2015 1:59 pm
(@ridge)
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In ten years he'll be licensed!

Just another reason to feel good about NOT having any employees.

Expendable is a good one though!

 
Posted : January 27, 2015 3:29 pm
Wendell
(@wendell)
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LMAO!

The whole "expendable" thing has me wanting to develop a series of t-shirts, that could be worn by various surveying staff in the field. Each would be followed by "SURVEYOR" in large lettering.

EXPENDABLE

MODERATELY USEFUL

HIGHLY SKILLED

POTENTIALLY LETHAL

RETIRED

 
Posted : January 27, 2015 5:32 pm
(@stephen-ward)
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:good: :good: :good:

 
Posted : January 27, 2015 5:46 pm
(@holy-cow)
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I am dang near unemployable. An honest resume would not impress most HR department people. They might be looking for a regular employee, but the only thing regular about me is my consistent ability to be inconsistent. I don't play well with others....if they insist on being idiots. I work when it suits me and I loaf when it suits me, your thoughts about that do not matter to me. Stress is caused by bottling up the urge to strangle the sh** out of someone who really needs to have the sh** choked out of them, so you might say I don't get stressed nearly as much as I did decades ago. Starting time, break time, lunch time and quitting time are merely suggestions, not rules, much the same as a STOP sign in the middle of nowhere with a clear view of the horizon in all directions. There is nothing wrong with giving a bar (or a deviant client or adjoiner) a solid tap on the side with a sledge to straighten things out.

 
Posted : January 27, 2015 5:49 pm
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