this BS sucks??.
Get used to it Buddy, it gets worse. ?????ÿ
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@FL/GA, I submit that animation to be inappropriate. No. Just No.
Nate
@FL/GA, I submit that animation to be inappropriate. No. Just No.
Nate
fixed ????
What was the topic?
It wasn't a topic, it was a .gif that was too racy. I'm noted for disgusting posts. ?????ÿ
Sorry.?ÿ Running behind.?ÿ Had to go pee for the eighth time today.
I've only really started to get some old guy issues in the past few years.?ÿ I'm finding out getting old is not for the timid.
"Old guy issues" are life's practical joke on us as we age.?ÿ And they all should be kept secret.
Oh there's the memory thing and getting up to pee six times a night.?ÿ But everybody knows about those and we all laugh.?ÿ
I'm talking about the super-secret-shat that none of us talk about because we're too embarrassed...like sitting down hard and realizing you just sat on your own nuts.?ÿ You know, gross and disgusting stuff.?ÿ You other old guys know what I'm talking about.?ÿ When you reach old age your digestion process changes, along with all your bladder and bowel functions.?ÿ There's no worse feeling than trying to run to bathroom only to find you really didn't need to run...it was too late before you started.
Care-free farting is just a distant memory at my age.?ÿ And it's easy to determine what I had for my last meal...it's all over my beard and the front of my shirt.?ÿ?ÿ
There are a multitude of secrets we all keep to ourselves as we age.?ÿ The way I look at it is let the next guy find out just like I did... 😉
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let the next guy find out just like I did...
As I live in the same general area as where I attended high school, I have noticed many of the females who are my same age or just a few years one way or the other avoid me.?ÿ They don't want to admit to their friends that they are as old as I am.?ÿ They can dye their hair all they like in whatever color they like and wear five pounds of make-up when they arrive at the breakfast table.?ÿ I don't care.
I'm just gonna be whatever I happen to be.
The old guy mantra: "Never pass a restroom, never trust a fart, never waste an erection."
Me at 52 getting mailings from AARP: How dare you, sir.
Me at 59 getting mailings from AARP: Yes, 10% of at Outback.
I've been getting junk mail from AARP since my 48th birthday. Ten years later, they haven't let up any. Not once have they sent anything that I considered something I couldn't do without!
What's worse is when your kids are complaining about AARP mailings.
The old guy mantra: "Never pass a restroom, never trust a fart, never waste an erection."
What in hell is an erection? ????
females who are my same age or just a few years one way or the other avoid me.?ÿ They don't want to admit to their friends that they are as old as I am.
That's the best weaselly excuse ever. ???? you won!
