So here is one that came up unexpectedly.
I was doing a survey for another surveyor, who's wife would not pick his ticks. I told him that a wife that would not pick a surveyor's ticks, was walking thin ice.
They are divorced now.
Well, couple yrs later, he's remarried.
I asked him, "Will she pick your ticks?" he said "YES, she said ROLL over, and I'll check you for ticks!" And, I remembered your advice, and I knew she was a keeper!.
As Kent would say, ya can thank me later! HA
Your welcome!
🙂
N
well I don't really think it is a question of whether a she will pick ticks off of you, the real question is whether it ruins the mood for her. The one that isn't ruined is the keeper.
No doubt about it. This place is the "One Stop Shop" of websites.
Steve
sjc1989, post: 407364, member: 6718 wrote: No doubt about it. This place is the "One Stop Shop" of websites.
Steve
Ya can thank me later! 🙂 He he he
Happy wife, happy life. (Scientifically verified).
Just don't tick her off or she won't off your tick.
Reminds me of a Brad Paisley song.
[USER=291]@Nate The Surveyor[/USER]
Heck, to get rid of those little bastards SWMBO just makes me stand outside naked (except for my Rocket Ship underpants) and blasts away. Umm sometimes my head catches on fire, so if you choose this method be sure to wrap your head with aluniniun foil first, and have a hose nearby. 🙂
FL/GA PLS., post: 407404, member: 379 wrote: [USER=291]@Nate The Surveyor[/USER]
Heck, to get rid of those little bastards SWMBO just makes me stand outside naked (except for my Rocket Ship underpants) and blasts away. Umm sometimes my head catches on fire, so if you choose this method be sure to wrap your head with aluniniun foil first, and have a hose nearby. 🙂
Um, just be sure that does not ruin the mood at your end!
FL/GA PLS., post: 407404, member: 379 wrote: [USER=291]@Nate The Surveyor[/USER]
Heck, to get rid of those little bastards SWMBO just makes me stand outside naked (except for my Rocket Ship underpants) and blasts away. Umm sometimes my head catches on fire, so if you choose this method be sure to wrap your head with aluniniun foil first, and have a hose nearby. 🙂
No offense or anything but it looks like your wife is hot.
Tom Adams, post: 407422, member: 7285 wrote: it looks like your wife is hot.
That's probably not his wife, but rather the sales lady demoing the gadget she's trying to sell him.
O Geee! I replied with my cell phone. That image is vivid on the home screen.
Whoa down a bit there!
I'm gonna tell ya, them half nude women, are FALSE ADVERTISING. Marry one of those "all covered up kind" Love her. Treat her kindly. Let her get all maternal. The kind of woman ya want is the covered kind. It is quite simply UNDERSTATEMENT.
I know. I'm Dennis the Menace, married to Margaret. That "playing house" bit is a good thing. Encourage it. Be good to your wives.
N
Nate The Surveyor, post: 407426, member: 291 wrote: Marry one of those "all covered up kind" Love her. Treat her kindly. Let her get all maternal. The kind of woman ya want is the covered kind. It is quite simply UNDERSTATEMENT.
UmmmÛ?no she ainÛªt SWMBO
Natester, I have been married to my beautiful soul mate and best friend SWMBO since 1969 (I was 18 she was 19, we met at High school when we were both 16). 48 years later, three children, four grandchildren and we are still going strong; I always treat her as a princess and always will. As they say ÛÏbehind every successful man is a wise womanÛ. 😎
FL/GA
[SARCASM]that picture is not really the Brad Paisley song I was thinking about... [/SARCASM]
One may see that in one of the pseudo country music videos by Florida Georgia Line though.
ppm, post: 407446, member: 6808 wrote: Florida Georgia Line
I like 'em...
😎
