I was able to snap this jewel over the weekend while an electrician was doing some work for me. Oops...
Homeowner: "Ahh, this was not a part of the design plans."
Electrician: "Yes, you see these ceiling legs are the newest rage in fixtures. I believe Oprah has one..."
Can you see where I want it now, you blind SOB.
Jud
Just tie the wire to my shoelace and I'll pull it up!
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HokeyPokey Fail
You put your left foot in........
Oooops...
"Guess I shouldn't have tried to stomp on that dust bunny..."
"hmmmm... I guess that kind of fiberglass isn't rigid like the stuff on a car..."
"little help!!"
"this is not where I wanted to do a split..."
"maybe I should have come downstairs for you to tie my shoe..."
to heck with Mike Holmes!!
Acme Electrical; We put our best foot foward.
What's a Beerleg?
*facepalm* stoooopid brother-in-law..
"lowballer" takes on a new definition....;.
"Honey, please don't EVER ask your brother to look at our wiring again..."
(everybody knows electricians don't work on weekends)
Homeowner: "UUUUhh, you got insurance right?"
Electrician: "I was about to ask you the same thing.."
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Elec... "Don't worry this sort of thing happens all the time. I've got duck tape and paint out in the truck."
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"Hey dog, did you see the size of that chicken"
Good one, Joe. :clap:
"A little Spackle and the wife will never notice a thing"
"You know, I can give you a good deal on an exhaust fan and won't even charge you for the rough opening."
"Say, I don't think your sheetrock is up to code. You may have to replace it."
Sure glad he didn't do that in my house!
You're FIRED!
