Wifey is having one of her frequent allergy attacks so she sent me to Walmart yesterday to pick up a few things.
Now let me set the stage, I'm 52 and going gray and I have a beard and quite frankly nothing to look at. As I'm walking through the aisles I had a quite attractive looking 30 something woman gazing at me.
We crossed paths on 2 other occasions and she did the same thing sorta undressing me with her eyes. It made me feel good and put a smile on my face.?ÿ
Made me feel like I might still have game.
So when I got home and told my wife about it she told me no one else would put up with my $h!t. She is not very supportive.?ÿ
My hips and back hurts.
The truth hurts.
The next time she suggests you are stupid respond with, "Yes. I must be. ?ÿI married you, didn't I?"
Make sure you have comfortable accommodations lined up first, though.
My accommodations are quite secure. And she is absolutely correct but I still had a smile on my face.
Maybe the gazing woman needed some eyeglasses or maybe I had a giant booger hanging out of my nose.
I doubt a young chic was thinking ??wow what a cute guy? it was probably was something like ??Cripes how can something that looks like that actually go out in the Public??ÿ ??ÿ
If you want a good looking woman to notice you just start vigorously picking your nose.?ÿ
I doubt a young chic was thinking ??wow what a cute guy? it was probably was something like ??Cripes how can something that looks like that actually go out in the Public??ÿ ??ÿ
If you want a good looking woman to notice you just start vigorously picking your nose.?ÿ
I am striking you from my Christmas card list and I will send all my slow paying and difficult to work with clients your way.
??I am striking you from my Christmas card list and i will send all my slow paying and difficult to work with clients your way.?
Thanks, I will turn the ??renegade? clients to gold mines and as a thank you send all telemarketer calls to you,.
?ÿAnd I??m telling the Easter Bunny, err Santa Claus you been bad, so there!?ÿ
Did she think maybe, "mister, are you Santa Claus"?
Did she think maybe, "mister, are you Santa Claus"?
She thought I was a looker.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Did she think maybe, "mister, are you Santa Claus"?
She thought I was a looker.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Did you maybe have hundred dollar bills hanging out your pocket?
She thought I was a looker.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Well good! You have that established. For goodness sakes, please don't get into any car with her. I don't want to see this story on the First 48.
For some reason I get the distinct feeling that all y'all are finding great amusement with this.?ÿ
Sometimes a little levity is a cure for all. ??ÿ
Walmart shopping can have an interesting vibe - especially in the wee hours.?ÿ Just sayin'
Walmart shopping can have an interesting vibe - especially in the wee hours.?ÿ Just sayin'
I once saw a young woman pushing a shopping cart with "Kevin's Bitch" tattooed across the back of her neckshoulder area. My wife caught me trying to get a picture of it to post online and she was smacking me to get me to stop. It was ghastly!
She probably was in shock that someone of your age and appearance was allowed out to shop unassisted, ha ha
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From the website peopleofwalmart.com.?ÿ You can even search by specific state.?ÿ This one is from Oklahoma....and the caption is from the website, not mine.
This may have a lot to do with why I rarely frequent the place...
Walmart shopping can have an interesting vibe - especially in the wee hours.?ÿ Just sayin'
Yea that's when a bunch of hookers are usually there. At least in the Walmart's in Orlando. I personally have never witnessed, ahem, such things however I did read about it in the "National Enquirer" so it's true.?ÿ ??ÿ
More likely she was a member of the store security and you had that "Look".
Back when I worked in a 5 man crew it became a running joke any time we were all in a store together you'd hear "Security to aisle 9" or wherever we happened to be.
@"If it makes you happy"
