The word "not" means a lot.?ÿ But judge, that is what they gave me...

Yeah - Your butt does look kinda big...?ÿ?ÿ ?????ÿ ?ÿ

Its so hot here that your farts are like a blow torch and can cause brush fires!

Your penis will do funny things if you don't keep an eye on it.

I have a water moccasin in my...  Never mind...

I have been looking for that!?ÿ WTF are you doing with it?

If it smells like possum and tastes like possum - It is a possum 😉 Opossum Opossum I am glad I gossum

The river keeps a talking...

So there I was, naked to the world...

I need a recipe for wild pigs.?ÿ I have a lime tree, orange, grapefruit and pecans.?ÿ Would that make me fart if I mixed it all together??? MMMM bacon...

Buy a flamethrower!?ÿ Works on bees too.?ÿ (Not intended for California folks)

I love the smell of napalm in the morning

This should settle it once and for all...?ÿ Was done on my birthday too!?ÿ I will stop there:)

Steer clear of these too!

This could ruin your morning too.?ÿ Get up, car won't start and then this: ?ÿ

Hey not-my-real-name I am eating a nice rare steak right now along with jalapenos. My cholesterol is just fine thank you! You can chew on rocks for al...

This calls for a manlift too - cool!

Don't use it on your roof - It will get rid of a lot of the coating and reduce the life.

I think I still have over 80 pounds of de-boned wild pig in the freezer. They are fun to shoot and MMMMMM?ÿ Bacon....?ÿ They really do over run mother...