My doctor's office is on the second floor of a two-story building. The elevator has two buttons, 1st. floor & 2nd. floor. IMHO this is really re...

@holy-cow I used to really enjoy dragging a chain across late summer "already-been-cut" stubbled wheat fields. The leather thong on the end would f...

Surveying those would be a pain in the butt...not to mention the difficulty in retrieving your Frisbee that accidentally sailed over the arbor vitae. ...

That was a hilarious chase. The LEO's overreaction was stupefying imho. A crazy kid might have dumped his scooter riding on one tire...banged himsel...

Years ago I rushed an employee to the ER with a snake bite on his hand. The doctor asked his obligatory question, "what kind of snake was it?". The ...

Larry, In our industry it is common, and indeed required by statutes in some states, to report measured distances to the nearest hundredth of a foot ...

@holy-cow Some single syllable words morph into double syllable words the closer one gets to the Gulf. One good example is the word sh*t. Up north...

I use two syllables, but the "t" sound is silent. Although any word with a long i sound would probably fit the bill for a rhyme, my favorite is alrig...

I fall asleep to TV every night and it's usually crime tv shows. Gotta have that background noise to doze off. We've got a local weather channel o...

Paden, you're doing it all wrong. Watch TV shows with girls in bikinis before you fall asleep. The results are much better. Now that's not a bad id...

@holy-cow A life long friend of mine grew up on his family's farm in Dover, OK. He's third gen. In the '80s I used to visit him regularly after he...

It's what you think it is I'll bet. I had a huge elm removed a few years ago. When the stump was being ground we found a 2" steel fence post bottom...

Nice hack. I use a cane when I walk. Bending down is easy, it's the getting back up that hurts. "Work smarter, not harder" 😉

May is traditionally the month we get 90% of the tornadoes in Oklahoma. May came and went with only a couple that came within a few miles of the hous...