They thought they were good neighbors until YOU showed up.?ÿ Har har har har har.

Saw a survey today where the signing surveyor argued with his own prior survey.?ÿ The old survey was pre-1989.?ÿ The new one was finished earlier toda...

In all of the old Westerns the land conditions in Mexico were normally shown to be little more than sand, dirt and rocks with a few scrubby bushes sca...

@dave-karoly?ÿ You bring the gin and I'll bring the tonic.

Bar on center line of highway.?ÿ Bar at section corner 8.4' to north.?ÿ Later find a survey of record showing my distance to be incorrect by 8.4 feet....

@flga-2-2?ÿ Clearly, that utensil was not built to the standards of the International Organization for Standards (ISO).?ÿ Primarily following the bas...

@olemanriver?ÿ Do it.?ÿ Shipping costs are outrageous.?ÿ A box holding 106 pounds cost me $176 to ship from a regional warehouse to my implement deal...

I want to buy some pancake syrup.?ÿ The "lite", low-sugar variety of every day pancake syrup.?ÿ Can't find any to buy after making three stops at plac...

@mathteacher?ÿ ?ÿ See, now, where you went wrong is that you viewed this problem through applying common sense and basic number crunching.?ÿ That is ...

Monday was a Monday all day long.?ÿ If anything could go badly, it did.?ÿ Nonstop.?ÿ The kind of day that makes you want to go back to bed and sleep u...

I will admit that I'm as dumb as a rock on most anything involving identification and naming of natural things.?ÿ Never had any meaningful training on...

@mathteacher?ÿ Did Sam rear end Joe??ÿ At 9:30 Sam would have traveled 60 miles which is 18 miles the other side of Podunk.

Ah, yes.?ÿ Security is Job #1.?ÿ Computers are the Devil's playground.?ÿ Avoid them. I have told the story before of my days working for a Government...