What gets me about those topo shot spots is the need to shoot all four corners of a water meter and paint each one, or the necessity to paint the top ...

Is it true you have to read a sundial at night with a flashlight?

The whole picture is a winning calendar picture.

The news of my passing is greatly exaggerated.?ÿ Dave L.

It says, "I paid $12,000 for this darn magic box and I do better than them ol' pharts with their stupid steel tapes and brass transits and I can prove...

Not a single surveyor in the family lineage for as far back as anyone knows. My relatives don't even know what a surveyor is.

You can skip using the post office if you don't like it and deliver your mail yourself. I sure won't walk a letter to New York from California for 53...

You don't?

At least it's green and not some hideous bright orange or neon yellow.