A local surveyor here drills his holes to look like a tooth root: each one about 20?ø or so off vertical for the "roots" and a recessed hole joining t...

Have you lost your bearings?

I see you're not very coordinated.

For those who want to do it themselves, ask them what are the coverages for their Worker's Compensation insurance, Professional Liability insurance, G...

If it was easy anybody could do it. We just make it look easy by our expertise.

You have a monumental ego.

I had a brother-in-law who was a worker's compensation expert and I asked him once what was the highest rate charged.?ÿ He said the job of "muckers", ...

@dougie :?ÿ I had a car once I named Shasta, not because she was yellow like the daisy, but because she hasta have gas, she hasta have oil...

Don't ignore spelling and grammar rules.?ÿ Commas are free, but don't overuse them.

You can always just start billing for Friday, especially if doing what the blessed bovine says.

I heard of a party chief who drew his north arrows to point to his favorite bar, wherever he was.

@olemanriver : You can't eat too many blackberries.

A man thought his wife was getting hard of hearing, so the doctor told him to test his wife's hearing bY asking questions from different distances.?ÿ ...

I'm not hard of hearing, I'm ignoring you.

I've changed my will three times since I got hearing aids.

Isn't that one of the screws/nuts that hold the box part of the Schoenstadt on?

That's the way people drive around my neighborhood except the use SUV's.

That's a Kardasian tree if there ever was one.

But Paden beats McMillimeter by magnitudes when it comes to quality.