There has never been a better reply to why the chicken crossed the road than the Hemingway impersonator: "To die. In the rain."

Become a realtor and harass surveyors until one of them shoots me.

And the Hawaii'an monk(?)

Dennis Moistener(SP?) with his fabulous videos.

Dave Karoly

Give it back to the museum!

@bstrand : I have very few hard and fast rules, but NOTHING IS EVER TO BE SET ON THE REAR BUMPER and NO PAINT INSIDE THE CAB OF THE TRUCK are rules 1 ...

"No pedigree, rejected."

I was assigned one time to the city precise level crew.?ÿ When we stopped for lunch the rods were put away into the tubes atop the truck, the tripod i...

We have those waterless rivers here in southern California.?ÿ They're concrete lined and called flood control channels.?ÿ They are at maximum capacity...

And I thought you were going to be jealous.

The old guy mantra: "Never pass a restroom, never trust a fart, never waste an erection."

Yes, as you say the perpendicular bisector of the misclosure course points to the point with an angular error, or one near it. And a least squares ad...

One way to find an angular error is to recalculate the traverse by changing your starting point to include every set-up. The starting point that gives...

If I'm not technically, professionally, ethically, and morally qualified to survey my own property then I'm not qualified to do anyone's.

I have a copy of Bruce Flushman's "Water Boundaries" for the highest bidder of a contribution to SurveyorConnect.

That's Samantha holding the fish.

@holy-cow : I was 8 years old when she was crowned.

@holy-cow :?ÿ "Thanks, I didn't have a Kleenex."

There's a story in my family about grandpa wanting to get the sow impregnated, so he put her in the wheelbarrow and took her to the neighboring farm t...