And I took my last swim of the season last week.?ÿ?ÿ Andy

@skeeter1996 But that should be two fingers in a number 9 wash tub.?ÿ If you ain't from the country you may have to look up the wash tub reference. A...

As my last job as an LSIT I was the one to take the Landscape Architect's plan of lot layouts and "digitize" them, assign coordinates, bearings, dista...

Why do elephants wear springs on their feet? To jump up in the tress and rape monkeys. What's the most terrifying sound a monkey can hear? Boing, b...

Unfortunately, these days someone would report you if you offered a little girl candy.?ÿ Times have changed. 30+ years ago I coached my son's Under 6...

Old sayings like that remind me of one that is regularly misunderstood.?ÿ Around here, at least, the phrase "If the good Lord is willing and the Creek...

In about 1974 I went to "Alex Cooley's Electric Ballroom" in Atlanta because a friend worked security there and could get us in free.?ÿ We even got to...

@flga-2-2 With my family you don't use cardinal directions.?ÿ "You go down the road past where the old dairy was, turn left towards Uncle Joe's old ho...

@mightymoe You must be allergic to it.?ÿ My wife was an ICU nurse for several years.?ÿ When the "pain pumps" came out they were surprised that the tot...

The one about the horse loving broccoli got me.?ÿ Coyotes love watermelon.?ÿ They have a hard time opening one but when they find one open it's gone i...

Smoky Mountains National Park last week.?ÿ Still another month from fall foliage but still a beautiful place. Andy ?ÿ

@mark-mayer Yeah.?ÿ The one I'll probably hang onto the longest is the electric eraser.?ÿ It works well for taking rust off pocket knives and tools.

@holy-cow After going through my parents stuff after my father's death there is no way I'm going to torture my children like that. Andy

The way I heard it was: Spring has sprung Fall has fell Summer's here?ÿ and it's hotter than.....usual Andy

@jonathan50 Me too.?ÿ With my extra wide feet and tall instep they were the only ones who made tennis shoes to fit me for a long time. Andy

51 this morning here in North Georgia.?ÿ Supposed to get to the middle 70s this afternoon.?ÿ It won't back to the 80s until Sunday.?ÿ Just a little te...

@flga-2-2 NAH!! If they were from Florida it would be black knee high socks and sandals or, at least, vented shoes. I wore jean shorts for almost all...

My wife was a city girl.?ÿ She'd never been around any livestock at all.?ÿ When we were dating she went with my father and me to feed his cows.?ÿ We s...

Back when we had to replace points, plugs and condensers in our cars we used to break in the new guys by tossing them the condensers that we had taken...