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You better set right,
You better not bump,
Better not bust
I'm telling you why,
Surveyor Claus is coming to town.

He's reviewing a cut list,
And checking it twice;
Gonna find out who's sloppy at math,
Surveyor Claus is coming to town.

He sees you when you're traversing,
He knows when you're on line,
He knows where you set that stake,
So pay attention for goodness sake!

Oh! You better set right,
You better not bump,
Better not bust
I'm telling you why,
Surveyor Claus is coming to town!


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Posted : December 12, 2019 11:22 am
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That's so bad it's good. ?????ÿ


 
Posted : December 12, 2019 2:06 pm
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Now you need one with the screaming lady head on Santa and the cat head on the elf!

God I hate those


 
Posted : December 12, 2019 2:40 pm
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@flga-pls-2-2

If it's any consolation to you, it's the middle'ish of summer here at 17deg south, somewhere in the Pacific sub-tropics, and the supermarkets and other stores are pumping out those cheery ditties like "... sleigh bells ring ... " and there's painted frosting of snow and cotton wool snowmen displays in the windows. Grrrr.


 
Posted : December 12, 2019 3:07 pm
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Ahhhhhh Christmas in a t shirt, shorts and barefeets. Perfect!

Too early to tell in "The Republic of Weird People" what the weather for Christmas will be. The way things have been we're sure to break a record one way or the other. ???? 


 
Posted : December 12, 2019 6:59 pm

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Posted by: @wendell

He sees you when you're traversing,
He knows when you're on line,
He knows if it's a cut or fill,
So pay attention for goodness sake!

Love it. But I do miss the rhyme in the 3rd verse and would suggest:

He sees ...

He knows where you set that stake.


 
Posted : December 12, 2019 9:28 pm
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Posted : December 12, 2019 9:57 pm
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@bill93

I like it! Thank you. I've updated the original post. 🙂


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Posted : December 14, 2019 7:22 pm